Getting away with saying rude things

How to get away with rude replies
: (ie: according to every kid at my school)

instead of shut the F up, say shut the front door
Alternatives to the F word:
smurf
freak
gingivitis
smelt (unless surrounded by sailors)

Instead of annoyingly yelling out "that's what she said," just say: toast

replace every use of the word hell with halibut, unless you are surounded by sailors, then use herpes

when you are talking to someone about the disgusting things you do with your genitals, refer to these actions as writing an essay so as to not arrouse suspicion.

for more language alternates, use this: http://www.southparkgalaxie.com/sons...,%20MMMKay.mp3
-warning, contains foul language and may result in massive purple hemmorhoids, hc takes no resposibility for this link, and do not save file as that is illegal-

I dont understaind why they say sailors cuss a ton as in: I didnt raise a sailor, teens cuss WAY more. I am sick and tired of all the foul language, why do people feel the need to shove the f word between every 3 other words?

It's a cultural thing.

How many times have you ever been surrounded by sailors?

many, I like to sail

"This one time, I was writing an essay, and I thought of a girl that I'd like to smelt. And then my mom came in and yelled 'what the herpes?'."
"My God, you're crazy. It must've been hard--"
"Toast."
".....to think of that."
"Smurf yeah."

News:
instead of your junk say stick
instead of crap say stool
instead of jew say little person
instead of calling asian people yellow, short, or smart, call them mustard munchkins. jk

Is it too early to vote for lamest thread?

no, in fact you just made my list of quotes

I thought junk was already a way of getting around saying penis :confused:

I didnt want to type... PENIS

This thread is smurfing bull:bou::bou::bou::bou:.

sniff... I thought you were my friend

Not if you're going to say things like "shut the front door."

Unless the front door is open when it should not be, then it's acceptable.

I got one!

Instead of double posting, be an admin

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Originally Posted by fire_of_avalon

How many times have you ever been surrounded by sailors?

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nowhere near as many as you, you cocksmoking dongmonger.

I mean uh

you wholesome octopus

Did I do it right?

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Originally Posted by Old Manus

I got one!

Instead of double posting, be an admin

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Couldn't turn down an invitation like this.

what the smurf this is smurfin stupid. I smurfin hate smurfin :bou::bou::bou::bou: like this

is this what you speak of? I swear a hella lot. Most of my sentances have swears in them. It's how I've always talked.

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It's how I've always talked.

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His first sentence was "yo bitch, bring that smurfing titty over here."

Also you can get away with it by claiming you were trolling. You can act like an utter spenk and then when you get destroyed just say you were joking or trolling or whatever.

"You're an asshole. I'm just kidding!"

"no offense, but [something really offending]"

all of you just shut the front door you bunholes. How the freaking halibut do you salmon eaters excuse your own salmony existance? Go play with some sticks. toast.

Oh no. Oh god no. Fish puns... the fish puns are imminent. :( Cod help me, I just can't kelp myself! Even if it is out of plaice, I just saw all that talk of fish and now my finominal store of them has come to the surface.

Oh and hey, I'm not angling to impress, but I've been working on a song: When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a moray.

Sorry sorry, it's just that sealife puns are so krilliant, they never flounder. Even if a few don't hook the audience you can fire off so many in a roe that you're bound to reel 'em in. :shobon:

4/10.

Ugh, I hate "junk" as a substitute for genitalia.

Instead of junk, why can't we say love-muffins? :jess: Anyone?

"Love-muffins" as a substitute is even worse.

Jewels? Materia? Dragonballs? Please. I have many more suggestions if you wish. :redface:

No offense, but you're the most retarded person I've ever encountered.

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Originally Posted by I'm my own MILF

Oh no. Oh god no. Fish puns... the fish puns are imminent. :( Cod help me, I just can't kelp myself! Even if it is out of plaice, I just saw all that talk of fish and now my finominal store of them has come to the surface.

Oh and hey, I'm not angling to impress, but I've been working on a song: When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a moray.

Sorry sorry, it's just that sealife puns are so krilliant, they never flounder. Even if a few don't hook the audience you can fire off so many in a roe that you're bound to reel 'em in. :shobon:

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Yeah well you're a mackerel.

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Originally Posted by DarkBahamut

Jewels? Materia? Dragonballs? Please. I have many more suggestions if you wish. :redface:

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Dragonballs? I have a Shenron!

Kalsongjycke.

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Originally Posted by Fujiko

Kalsongjycke.

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You can get away with racist remarks if you seem like a nice li'l granma

Guy: Are you gay?
Me: Is that an offer?