If someone says Thunderdome ONE MORE TIME!

NO, I think it's about time YOU get in the kitchen and make ME a sammich!

Oh I'll make you a sammich... a sammich full of shame and submission.

Now clean up the mess I made in the kitchen, woman

Wait, what about us robots?

I'd prefer soup instead, please.

I'll put my feet in your soup!!

THIS MEANS WAR

Don't you have some dishes you should be doing? /smug

Woah, calm down there Emmeline Pankhurst.

I am not too good at making sandwiches but I can roast a mean chicken if that suits you :jess:

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Don't you have some dishes you should be doing? /smug

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:stare:

What should you do if your dishwasher stops working?
(SPOILER)Hit her

I'm not sexist; sexism is wrong, and being wrong is for women.

All aboard the misogyny train! You guys are such chauvinists and it sickens me to read your posts.

Hey girl on the internet, please ignore those uncivilised brutes and show me your waps. :drool: Thanking you!

I love being degraded and put in my place. Phil is turning me on.

(bet that was the opposite of your intention! what now!)

No, that's pretty much always my intention. This is just the first time it's ever worked.

I like to cook. My dad is a chef. My mom doesn't cook much - when it's her turn we eat out or take-out

Women who can cook are confusing and alien to me.

Men are biologically designed to go on the hunt. We have the endurance for it, the coordination, the strength and stamina, etc. etc.

Women, meanwhile, are biologically designed to stay home, forage, take care of the village, and raise the kids.

Take it up with Mother Nature, she's the sexist one here!

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Men are biologically designed to go on the hunt. We have the endurance for it, the coordination, the strength and stamina, etc. etc.

Women, meanwhile, are biologically designed to stay home, forage, take care of the village, and raise the kids.

Take it up with Mother Nature, she's the sexist one here!

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that's not what sexist means either. Argh you and Rubahs are making my head hurt.

Nobody degrades and insults my woman but me.

The pilot on an airplane announces they're about to crash and there's no sign of hope. Upon hearing this, a beautiful young woman stands up from her seat and yells, "is there anybody man enough on this plane to make me feel like a woman one last time?" To which a man stands up, rips off his shirt and yells "here, iron this!"

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NO, I think it's about time YOU get in the kitchen and make ME a sammich!

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And a beer too!

women can cook?

BJ says I make the best BLTs in the whooooole world. I love sammiches.

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women can cook?

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I just made soup for my boyfriend last night (pork ribs, daikon, onion, and garlic...they didn't have lotus root at the store :() I'm usually the one that cooks...I make him do the dishes :D I stopped asking him to cook after a week when I was sick and I asked him to make lamb chops (since I usually do because he likes lamb). He cooked them way too long. So dry. Couldn't chew...

How many men does it take to open a beer?

(SPOILER)None. It should be opened by the time she brings it to you.

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Men are biologically designed to go on the hunt. We have the endurance for it, the coordination, the strength and stamina, etc. etc.

Women, meanwhile, are biologically designed to stay home, forage, take care of the village, and raise the kids.

Take it up with Mother Nature, she's the sexist one here!

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Originally Posted by Christopher McDougall, Born to Run

You don’t stop running because you get old, the Dipsea Demon always said. You get old because you stop running….
“And it’s true for both genders,” Dr. Bramble continued. “Women show the same results as men.” That makes sense, since a curious transformation came over us when we came down from the trees: the more we became human, the more we became equal. Men and women are basically the same size, at least compared with other primates: male gorillas and orangutans weigh twice as much as their better halves; male chimps are a good one-third bigger than females; but between the average human him and the average human her, the difference in bulk is only a slim 15 percent. As we evolved, we shucked our beef and became more sinuous, more cooperative … essentially, more female.

“Women have really been underrated,” Dr. Bramble said. “They’ve been evolutionarily shortchanged. We perpetuate this notion that they were sitting around waiting for the men to come back with food, but there’s no reason why women couldn’t be part of the hunting party.” Actually, it would be weird if women weren’t hunting alongside the men, since they’re the ones who really need the meat. The human body benefits most from meat protein during infancy, pregnancy, and lactation, so why wouldn’t women get as close to the beef supply as possible? Hunter-gatherer nomads shift their camps by the movements of the herds, so instead of hauling food back to camp, it made more sense for the whole camp to go to the food.

And caring for kids on the fly isn’t that hard, as American ultra-runner Kami Semick demonstrates; she likes to run mountain trails around Bend, Oregon, with her four-year-old daughter, Baronie, riding along in a backpack. Newborns? No problem: at the 2007 Hardrock 100, Emily Baer beat ninety other men and women to finish eighth overall while stopping at every aid station to breast-feed her infant son. The Bushmen are no longer nomadic, but the equal-partners-in-hunting tradition still exists among the Mbuti Pygmies of the Congo, where husbands and wives with nets pursue the giant forest hog side by side. “Since they are perfectly capable of giving birth to a child while on the hunt, then rejoining the hunt the same morning,” notes anthropologist Colin Turnbull, who’s spent years among the Mbuti, “mothers see no reason why they should not continue to participate fully”

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Basically, women are badass and amazing and men need to cook more, god dammit.

GOD DAMMIT.

^ I agree

:blahblah:

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Originally Posted by I'm my own MILF

Men are biologically designed to go on the hunt. We have the endurance for it, the coordination, the strength and stamina, etc. etc.

Women, meanwhile, are biologically designed to stay home, forage, take care of the village, and raise the kids.

Take it up with Mother Nature, she's the sexist one here!

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Originally Posted by Christopher McDougall, Born to Run

You don’t stop running because you get old, the Dipsea Demon always said. You get old because you stop running….
“And it’s true for both genders,” Dr. Bramble continued. “Women show the same results as men.” That makes sense, since a curious transformation came over us when we came down from the trees: the more we became human, the more we became equal. Men and women are basically the same size, at least compared with other primates: male gorillas and orangutans weigh twice as much as their better halves; male chimps are a good one-third bigger than females; but between the average human him and the average human her, the difference in bulk is only a slim 15 percent. As we evolved, we shucked our beef and became more sinuous, more cooperative … essentially, more female.

“Women have really been underrated,” Dr. Bramble said. “They’ve been evolutionarily shortchanged. We perpetuate this notion that they were sitting around waiting for the men to come back with food, but there’s no reason why women couldn’t be part of the hunting party.” Actually, it would be weird if women weren’t hunting alongside the men, since they’re the ones who really need the meat. The human body benefits most from meat protein during infancy, pregnancy, and lactation, so why wouldn’t women get as close to the beef supply as possible? Hunter-gatherer nomads shift their camps by the movements of the herds, so instead of hauling food back to camp, it made more sense for the whole camp to go to the food.

And caring for kids on the fly isn’t that hard, as American ultra-runner Kami Semick demonstrates; she likes to run mountain trails around Bend, Oregon, with her four-year-old daughter, Baronie, riding along in a backpack. Newborns? No problem: at the 2007 Hardrock 100, Emily Baer beat ninety other men and women to finish eighth overall while stopping at every aid station to breast-feed her infant son. The Bushmen are no longer nomadic, but the equal-partners-in-hunting tradition still exists among the Mbuti Pygmies of the Congo, where husbands and wives with nets pursue the giant forest hog side by side. “Since they are perfectly capable of giving birth to a child while on the hunt, then rejoining the hunt the same morning,” notes anthropologist Colin Turnbull, who’s spent years among the Mbuti, “mothers see no reason why they should not continue to participate fully”

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Basically, women are badass and amazing and men need to cook more, god dammit.

GOD DAMMIT.

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Now if only more women took this attitude to the smurfing gym. >:[

Personally, I wouldn't trust any guy here to make me a sammich, that's why Subway and Togos exist.

Why don't women wear shoes?
It's three steps from the bedroom and the kitchen.

Why can't Helen Keller drive?
She's a woman.

Why don't women have watches?
A clock's on the stove.

Looks like it's time to bust out the sandwich party platter for you folks. Even Psy can have one.

I agree, guys should make the girls sandwiches. Everyone knows all the best cooks in human history are men. What can I say? We're just better.

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I agree, guys should make the girls sandwiches. Everyone knows all the best cooks in human history are men. What can I say? We're just better.

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http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famec...don-Ramsay.jpg

I couldn't find that smurfing thing that peels the carrots and potatoes. I asked the kids where it was, and apparently she left me yesterday.

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I agree, guys should make the girls sandwiches. Everyone knows all the best cooks in human history are men. What can I say? We're just better.

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Yes, even the task we typically assign to women to make them feel important we still do way better.

God damn having a penis is awesome.

:cheer:I curse you all with daughters :cheer:

*deep breath*

How does a man show that he is planning for the future?
He buys two cases of beer.

What did God say when he created Adam?
I can do better than this.



What did God say when he created Adam?
I can do better than this.

What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
A widow.

What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
A widow.

Why do men like love at first sight?
It saves them a lot of time.

Why do men like love at first sight?
It saves them a lot of time.

Husband: Want a quickie?
Wife: As opposed to what?

Husband: Want a quickie?
Wife: As opposed to what?

What do you call an intelligent man in America?
A tourist.

A man rubbed a lamp and a genie came out. The man asked to be stronger than any other man. He was given the strength to crush boulders. He asked for the worlds fastest sports car and a ferrari appeared in front of him. He then asked to be smarter than any other every man on the earth. He was turned into a woman. She then said thank you.

Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?
Because those men already have boyfriends.

How do you get a man to do sit-ups?
Put the remote control between his toes.

Why are blonde jokes so short?
So men can remember them.

A woman is in a terrible accident, and she needs to receive a brain transplant. The doctor tells her, "Well, a man's brain costs $900,000 dollars and a woman's costs $100,000." She is extremely offended and asks why. The doctor smiles and says, "That's not sexism, it's standard pricing procedure. We have to mark the women's brains down because they've been used."

How is being at a singles bar different from going to the circus?
At the circus the clowns don't talk.

A woman of 35 thinks of having children. What does a man of 35 think of?
Dating children.

Why do men want to marry virgins?
They can't stand criticism.

Why do men name their penises?
Because they want to be on a first-name basis with the one who makes all their decisions.

What's the difference between an intelligent man and a UFO?
I don't know, I've never seen either one.

My dad had dinner ready when I got home from work. My mom only cooks on holidays. Clearly one of them is the superior parent and cook. She makes a slamming homemade ziti and lasagna though.

I like to ejaculate all over the inside of my sandwiches before I serve them.

If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nag at you, what have you done wrong?
(SPOILER)Made her chain too long

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:cheer:I curse you all with daughters :cheer:

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I'm gonna have daughters? Awesome. Even more sandwiches.

EDIT: I debated making the rest of this post because I both love and fear foa, but I couldn't resist the continuation of windups in this thread.

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Originally Posted by fire_of_avalon

What did God say when he created Adam?
I can do better than this.

What did God say when he created Adam?
I can do better than this.

What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
A widow.

What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
A widow.

Why do men like love at first sight?
It saves them a lot of time.

Why do men like love at first sight?
It saves them a lot of time.

Husband: Want a quickie?
Wife: As opposed to what?

Husband: Want a quickie?
Wife: As opposed to what?

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Amusing questions! Here's mine: Why do women repeat themselves so often?

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A man rubbed a lamp and a genie came out. The man asked to be stronger than any other man. He was given the strength to crush boulders. He asked for the worlds fastest sports car and a ferrari appeared in front of him. He then asked to be smarter than any other every man on the earth. He was turned into a woman. She then said thank you.

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This joke created by someone who not only thinks they are smarter than all of the men in the world, but also that they know what the fastest sports car in the world is (Clue: it's not a Ferrari).

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Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?
Because those men already have boyfriends.

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This reminds me of when a girl in the show "The Inbetweeners" tells a guy that she'd love to have a boyfriend like him. He suggests "Why not me?" to which she bursts out laughing. "No, not you - someone like you! Oh, you're so funny!" =|

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Why are blonde jokes so short?
So men can remember them.

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That joke was actually originally "so brunettes can remember them" and has just been edited to 'men'. Which doesn't make as much sense as a joke, as men can be blonde. D'oh. But! Here's a joke for all you ladies out there!

Why are blonde jokes so short?
So women can remember them.

See what I did there? :aimsun:

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Why do men want to marry virgins?
They can't stand criticism.

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Let's see if anyone can stand criticism after this post. Love you foa [img]http://home.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/heart.gif[/img]

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*deep breath*

How does a man show that he is planning for the future?
He buys two cases of beer.

What did God say when he created Adam?
I can do better than this.



What did God say when he created Adam?
I can do better than this.

What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
A widow.

What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
A widow.

Why do men like love at first sight?
It saves them a lot of time.

Why do men like love at first sight?
It saves them a lot of time.

Husband: Want a quickie?
Wife: As opposed to what?

Husband: Want a quickie?
Wife: As opposed to what?

What do you call an intelligent man in America?
A tourist.

A man rubbed a lamp and a genie came out. The man asked to be stronger than any other man. He was given the strength to crush boulders. He asked for the worlds fastest sports car and a ferrari appeared in front of him. He then asked to be smarter than any other every man on the earth. He was turned into a woman. She then said thank you.

Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?
Because those men already have boyfriends.

How do you get a man to do sit-ups?
Put the remote control between his toes.

Why are blonde jokes so short?
So men can remember them.

A woman is in a terrible accident, and she needs to receive a brain transplant. The doctor tells her, "Well, a man's brain costs $900,000 dollars and a woman's costs $100,000." She is extremely offended and asks why. The doctor smiles and says, "That's not sexism, it's standard pricing procedure. We have to mark the women's brains down because they've been used."

How is being at a singles bar different from going to the circus?
At the circus the clowns don't talk.

A woman of 35 thinks of having children. What does a man of 35 think of?
Dating children.

Why do men want to marry virgins?
They can't stand criticism.

Why do men name their penises?
Because they want to be on a first-name basis with the one who makes all their decisions.

What's the difference between an intelligent man and a UFO?
I don't know, I've never seen either one.

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Great post, laughed throughout.

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I like to ejaculate all over the inside of my sandwiches before I serve them.

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I'll take a sandwich.

I have no idea why everything posted twice.

That being said notice that BoB felt the need to defend himself to the jokes. Any issues going on with the ol' ego, BoBbles?

I don't know that all guys would make a delicious sandwich... the image is just horrifying.

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Originally Posted by fire_of_avalon

*deep breath*

How does a man show that he is planning for the future?
He buys two cases of beer.

What did God say when he created Adam?
I can do better than this.



What did God say when he created Adam?
I can do better than this.

What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
A widow.

What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
A widow.

Why do men like love at first sight?
It saves them a lot of time.

Why do men like love at first sight?
It saves them a lot of time.

Husband: Want a quickie?
Wife: As opposed to what?

Husband: Want a quickie?
Wife: As opposed to what?

What do you call an intelligent man in America?
A tourist.

A man rubbed a lamp and a genie came out. The man asked to be stronger than any other man. He was given the strength to crush boulders. He asked for the worlds fastest sports car and a ferrari appeared in front of him. He then asked to be smarter than any other every man on the earth. He was turned into a woman. She then said thank you.

Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?
Because those men already have boyfriends.

How do you get a man to do sit-ups?
Put the remote control between his toes.

Why are blonde jokes so short?
So men can remember them.

A woman is in a terrible accident, and she needs to receive a brain transplant. The doctor tells her, "Well, a man's brain costs $900,000 dollars and a woman's costs $100,000." She is extremely offended and asks why. The doctor smiles and says, "That's not sexism, it's standard pricing procedure. We have to mark the women's brains down because they've been used."

How is being at a singles bar different from going to the circus?
At the circus the clowns don't talk.

A woman of 35 thinks of having children. What does a man of 35 think of?
Dating children.

Why do men want to marry virgins?
They can't stand criticism.

Why do men name their penises?
Because they want to be on a first-name basis with the one who makes all their decisions.

What's the difference between an intelligent man and a UFO?
I don't know, I've never seen either one.

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This further proves the stereotype that women aren't funny.

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Originally Posted by fire_of_avalon

*deep breath*

How does a man show that he is planning for the future?
He buys two cases of beer.

What did God say when he created Adam?
I can do better than this.



What did God say when he created Adam?
I can do better than this.

What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
A widow.

What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
A widow.

Why do men like love at first sight?
It saves them a lot of time.

Why do men like love at first sight?
It saves them a lot of time.

Husband: Want a quickie?
Wife: As opposed to what?

Husband: Want a quickie?
Wife: As opposed to what?

What do you call an intelligent man in America?
A tourist.

A man rubbed a lamp and a genie came out. The man asked to be stronger than any other man. He was given the strength to crush boulders. He asked for the worlds fastest sports car and a ferrari appeared in front of him. He then asked to be smarter than any other every man on the earth. He was turned into a woman. She then said thank you.

Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?
Because those men already have boyfriends.

How do you get a man to do sit-ups?
Put the remote control between his toes.

Why are blonde jokes so short?
So men can remember them.

A woman is in a terrible accident, and she needs to receive a brain transplant. The doctor tells her, "Well, a man's brain costs $900,000 dollars and a woman's costs $100,000." She is extremely offended and asks why. The doctor smiles and says, "That's not sexism, it's standard pricing procedure. We have to mark the women's brains down because they've been used."

How is being at a singles bar different from going to the circus?
At the circus the clowns don't talk.

A woman of 35 thinks of having children. What does a man of 35 think of?
Dating children.

Why do men want to marry virgins?
They can't stand criticism.

Why do men name their penises?
Because they want to be on a first-name basis with the one who makes all their decisions.

What's the difference between an intelligent man and a UFO?
I don't know, I've never seen either one.

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http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famec...don-Ramsay.jpg

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A woman of 35 thinks of having children. What does a man of 35 think of?
Dating children.

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Aahahahahaha all guyz are pedophiles that is so funny XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

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Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?
Because those men already have boyfriends.

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http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/a...80_498123a.jpg

Yeah, if I could choose, I would totally be homosexual. Not have to deal with a single female romantic relationship again. That would be wonderful.

Quit bitching.

There, someone finally said it.

Males vs Females?

I think ....
THUNDERDOME.

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I like to ejaculate all over the inside of my sandwiches before I serve them.

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Originally Posted by Demon Dude

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Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?
Because those men already have boyfriends.

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http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/a...80_498123a.jpg

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What the smurf why has Steve taken control of multiple members accounts all of a sudden? Is this the beginning of the end?

I was under the impression that a Males vs Females Thunderdome would result in a default dude win, as the thunderdome is a sacred place for men only.

You have to at least give the two of them a challenge and consequences before you declare it a Thunderdome. You know who you are. :colbert:

I want this to happen.

Okay. First person to knight me wins. Go.

Unfair challenge - I can't knight people. D:

Well, it looks like we're winning then.
It's not unfair if you didn't take the initiative to reach a higher standing amongst the community of eoff so that you could obtain the ability to knight people.

It actually doesn't make a lot of sense that Knights don't have the permissions to Knight others, especially considering the fact that all Knightings are based on community discussion in which we all have equal voices.

It's indicative of the class struggle between Admins and Knights that they're given the permission to physically change a user group to Knight and Knights are not. Clearly the Staff community pays lip service to equality among all staffers. In reality Administrators are still considered more important when I DO ALL THE GODDAMN YELLING. And Daniel gets all the glory of being a nice guy.

A PARALLEL TO REAL LIFE HIDDEN SEXISM.

I thought this was a new thread. :(


EDIT - - And expected pics..

Thunderdome? Wtf is the smurfing excitement? :nonono:

This thunderdome has gone to trout. I assumed somebody would call a thunderdome and then Psy dealt with it but if not then I'll do it. Actually no I cba.

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It actually doesn't make a lot of sense that Knights don't have the permissions to Knight others, especially considering the fact that all Knightings are based on community discussion in which we all have equal voices.

It's indicative of the class struggle between Admins and Knights that they're given the permission to physically change a user group to Knight and Knights are not. Clearly the Staff community pays lip service to equality among all staffers. In reality Administrators are still considered more important when I DO ALL THE GODDAMN YELLING. And Daniel gets all the glory of being a nice guy.

A PARALLEL TO REAL LIFE HIDDEN SEXISM.

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Do you want some Xanax or something?

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And Daniel gets all the glory of being a nice guy.

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Hey, nobody told me about this. Where is this glory? I want it. If someone could direct it to me, it would be super-appreciated.

Also, a thunderdome between me and foa is not a fair match. On the official rankings, fire_of_avalon ranks extremely high, while I think it's pretty common knowledge that I'm the most easily trolled person on the entirity of the internet.

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What's the difference between an intelligent man and a UFO?
I don't know, I've never seen either one.

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It's also worth pointing out that simple application of logic could provide answers for this question. Firstly, by definition, a UFO is a flying object, and while mankind as an entity has learned how to fly, an individual man can do no such thing. So the first difference is that one can fly whilst the other cannot. Secondly, by definition, a UFO is unidentified. The question identifies the former subject as "an intelligent man". So the second difference is that one has been identified whilst the other has not. Thirdly, by definition, a UFO is an object, and how dare you objectify men! We're people, who deserve love and affection, and we should be treated right! ALL PRETTY BOYS DESERVE TO GO TO A BALL. To understand the differences between these things, one doesn't and indeed shouldn't rely solely on their powers of observation.

Seriousness aside, now that this is a Thunderdome, can I make another Paint monstrosity?

smurf it.

Two genders enter

One gender leaves

Do whatever the smurf you want. Supermillionaire decides the winning gender and the prize.

Thunderdome, begin.

smurfing women.

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This thunderdome has gone to trout. I assumed somebody would call a thunderdome and then Psy dealt with it but if not then I'll do it. Actually no I cba.

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I deal with it when I call Thunderdome, but when Shiny calls Thunderdome, Shiny can deal with it! In other words, I cba either.

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Originally Posted by Sir Topham Hatt

how dare you objectify men! We're people, who deserve love and affection, and we should be treated right! ALL PRETTY BOYS DESERVE TO GO TO A BALL.

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:O_O: *gives him a Xanax too*

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Originally Posted by Clo

I like to ejaculate all over the inside of my sandwiches before I serve them.

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Originally Posted by Demon Dude

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Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?
Because those men already have boyfriends.

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http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/a...80_498123a.jpg

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What the smurf why has Steve taken control of multiple members accounts all of a sudden? Is this the beginning of the end?

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What?! CLO IS ONLY CLO. I don't even know who Steve is.

Anyway, I'm not really sure what's going on here, but I know FoA can kick any ass that is presented to her general kicking area.

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smurfing women.

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...is better than talking to them?!

IRDCATD! (I really don't care about Thunderdome)

I'd be lying if I said I knew what this thread was completely about.

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IRDCATD! (I really don't care about Thunderdome)

I'd be lying if I said I knew what this thread was completely about.

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It's about... uhm.... sexist jokes?
I kind of lost track after a while.

It had great potential but it fell like a lead balloon. A lead hot air balloon ridden by Vanessa Feltz.

It probably would have worked if it had any interested parties. As it was, there was nobody interested in taking either side and nobody interested in running it.

These are quite important things.

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Originally Posted by Demon Dude

It had great potential but it fell like a lead balloon. A lead hot air balloon ridden by Vanessa Feltz.

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Like a Led... Zeppelin? :monster:

Well done, Julian. We're all proud of you.

hey guys wanna hear a joke? women's rights.

thunderdome.

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Originally Posted by Goldenboko

thunderdome.

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I was waiting for someone to do that.

Thunderdome? :D

So, I'm waiting to see the threats of what happens when thunderdome is mentioned again..

I don't know, what will happen if Thunderdome is mentioned again? Hmm...

THUNDERDOME, GUUUUYS~

Dunderthome.

I HAVE HAD ENOUGH.

Northernchaosgod. Laddy.

Two members enter.

One member leaves.

Draw embarrassing and erotic pictures of each other (within the rules) and the worst one loses.

Begin.

I feel the need to beat the trout out of half you right now. :jess:

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Originally Posted by Fonzie

I feel the need to beat the tit out of half you right now. :jess:

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http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:A...zPyqMeGwh8&t=1

A woman's work is never done.

It's probably why she get's paid less.

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Originally Posted by Demon Dude

I HAVE HAD ENOUGH.

Northernchaosgod. Laddy.

Two members enter.

One member leaves.

Draw embarrassing and erotic pictures of each other (within the rules) and the worst one loses.

Begin.

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http://img21.imageshack.us/img21/1919/unledxkz.jpg

Why am I bald?

:whaaa: MY VIRGIN EYES!!!

Attachment 34596

Banned for porn.

DD's face looks really smurfed up, like has two mouths or something.

http://i898.photobucket.com/albums/a...ude_DD/NCG.jpg

Banned for outie.

I have more chest hair than that.

Is that bacon swivles or dookie air marks?

His mouth looks like the Batman symbol.

His eyes look slightly azn. I think he might be related to PGies.

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Originally Posted by Rebellious Eagle

His mouth looks like the Batman symbol.

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I'm the Goddamn Batman. /smug

No, it means you're the one who signals Batman. They just slap your face over a torch and bam, Batman's here.

That's not how light works.

Maybe if they shoved a torch up your rear?

If there's any space left.

That would sting.

"Holy rectal breach, Batman!"

Y'know, I shouldn't draw anything.

Hey, DD. Let's go make a tape!

Last time I did that I ended up on You've Been Framed.