In this thread we invent terrible, groan-worthy Final Fantasy jokes and puns.
I'll start: What do you call the moogle police? The ku-popo.
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In this thread we invent terrible, groan-worthy Final Fantasy jokes and puns.
I'll start: What do you call the moogle police? The ku-popo.
Mine's more of a picture
http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/...d-mcdonard.jpg
forgive the first word.
Ok, ima try to make a ff joke.
um.....
One Cloudy day I was Barreting down the road in my brand new cait when I saw a tea shop. I went inside only to be sephirothed from my wife as Vin cent between us. the waitress came up and I ordered by drink and she said no Tifa you.
We left the shop Zacktly at red XIII and went home.
Yuffiemism.
I made a meme, but I'm having issues uploading it, so here's the link:
laughing republicans - well give ffxii all the mmo elements of ffxi and make
Friend took a pic of a low cloud in Chicago and posted it on Facebook. I then did this to it:
http://i148.photobucket.com/albums/s...hex/cloudo.jpg
Anyway, let's see if I can make a bad FF pun....uh, here's another picture.
http://i148.photobucket.com/albums/s...mincloudor.png
If you ever get your arm shot off, you just have to grin and Barret.
This guy are sick.
Buster Sword? I hardly kn- Wait, I thought Sylvie was a girl! D:
Gran Pulse weather report:
The Snow storm continues today with plenty of Lightning, but don't worry, there's Hope on the horizon. Tommorrow looks to be a much more Vanille-a day with much-needed sunshine. Just don't get too full of piz-Sazh and wander outside as there are many beasts around and you don't want to be caught in their Fangs.
That is fantastic.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sephex
That is even better.Quote:
Originally Posted by Del Murder
So I found this image last night and shared it with Sephex, which started us onto posting funny FF pictures with each other. Eventually I stumbled upon something hilariously random and weird and so I combined it into an inception meme for your viewing pleasure. Really, it's too good to keep to myself.
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Barret: "Welcome to my bar, suckas. Whatcha havin?"
Edgar: "Celes wants a beer."
Barret: "I ain't givin' no girl a beer."
Cloud: "You heard the man. Steiner."
Barret: "I don't know what you're Sabin."
Celes: "Nevermind, I'll just have a Mog of ale."
Barret: "Ale? Kuja ask for somethin' I got?"
Sephiroth: "Why can't you Celes what we're asking for?"
Barret: "What the hell are you doing in my bar!? I'll chocobo itch!"
Sephiroth: "Choke this, fat boy."
Barret: "I Vaan you to get the hell out of my bar."
Sephiroth: "Right after I Ramza glass down your throat."
Cloud: "Hold on a minute. Didn't I kill you? Who are you really?"
Sephka: "Uwee-hee-hee! I'm back, bitches! Now Alma destroy them all!"
Celes: "Not again! Barret, why did you Locke the door!?"
Barret: "I locked it Sahz nobody could get out."
Cloud: "You. You're not Barret. You're Zemus!"
Zemus: "Ah, you saw through my disguise. I Kain see you're surprised."
Celes: "Well yeah, you're kind of a boring End Boss. Kefka's so much cooler."
Kefka: "Yeah, son of a submariner, you're more like a Zeromus. Uwee-hee-hee."
Zemus: "I'll show you Zeromus. I'll burn this city to Ashe."
Edgar: "Ha-ha, that the best you got? C'mon it's late, let's finish this Umaro."
Zeromus: "No! Everything must die tonight!"
Kefka: "Yes! Burn everything."
Zeromus: "Shut up Kefka."
Kefka: "Wha? Yuna want my help?"
Zeromus: "No. Now Tifa, get on the floor."
Cloud: "Auron my d-"
Tifa: "Cloud!"
Edgar: "Yeah, Wakka hell, man. She's going home with me tonight."
Zeromus: "Silence! Quistis nonsense. Zell be hell to pay if you cannot be silent."
Kefka: " 'Zell be hell to pay' hee-hee, good one Zebus."
Zeromus: "It's Zeromus, curr. Now, I find myself in the predicament of Irvine to piss. Can you keep an eye on the prisoners, Kefka? Can you do that one little thing?"
Kefka: "They'll be Seifer with me than with anyone else in the world, Lord Zeromus."
Zeromus: "Good, now Cloud, can you Lenna hand and direct me to your water closet."
Cloud: "Garnet man, what's a water closet?"
Zeromus: "The facilities, a restroom, a damn water closet boy!"
Cloud: "I'm Freya can't help you, Mr. Mus. The bar doesn't have a pisser. Quina tell you what you should do?"
Zeromus: "If it's helpful, certainly, and be quick about it."
Cloud: "Okay, just lean in close here...closer...that's good enough..."
OMNISLASH
Kefka: "Uwee-hee-hee-hee-uwee-hee-hee-hee-hee."
Cloud: "Setzer weapons down Kefka. I won't say it twice."
Kefka: "Hee-hee, Gogo warp!"
*fizzle*
Cloud: "Cid down, clown. You're not going anywhere."
If Lightning's going commando I'd ravager with medic.
Nicked this from elsewhere. Pretty well done imo
Cid down, Jiro.
I shouldn't laugh as hard as I am at that. I have no pun because I'm not very clever right now.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jiro
Hambarret
Someone once PM'd rubah asking if he could put his "gunblade" in her "garden" to plant a "SeeD."
I used that line on the following Valentine's Day. Along with asking her to be my GF so I could always summon her.
And krissy posted "'You don't have enough MP, I mean, you're not man-a enough.'" Ahaha good times.
I don't know, making terrible puns is dangerous, Yuna-oh? Auron't you going to O'aka me over the head for them? Or will you just Wakka way?
Well, maybe I should have more Fayth. I do think this might get Tidius though.
Besaids, I have to go to the Lulu.
I want to punch you for those puns, Cloudane.
(SPOILER)So you'd better take the Highroad and Ronso fast before I Calmy possAeon you and make you Seymour stars than you thought possible.
Well would you Luca-t that. Those stars are just like your punnage, they're Sin-tillating. You may be the Djosen one.
I hate that it's going to be Mi'henduring this conversation, but you two Auron my nerves.
So is Aeris named after Aerosmith because she helps a dude look like a lady?
That's a good one.
I didn't get it at first because I put the emphasis on Med.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jiro
MacSephiroth versus Kentucky Fried CloudQuote:
Originally Posted by Hypoallergenic Cactuar
It's very cold in here, I'm getting a bit of a Shiva.
alright, jokes from the newbie! That one actually made me laugh xD
I still don't get why he has Sol's sword. Not that I'm complaining; it's awesome.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mercen-XThat's a good one.
I didn't get it at first because I put the emphasis on Med.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jiro
MacSephiroth versus Kentucky Fried CloudQuote:
Originally Posted by Hypoallergenic Cactuar
I was in the room with that girl and she got me to limit break in only a few seconds. :bigsmile:
I made a PuPu in my pants.
:lol::lol::lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by Gamblet
Sol? :screwy: (I can't believe there's no :headscratch smiley)Quote:
Originally Posted by ReloadPsi
From Guilty Gear, specifically the older ones before they did the past version of him and the one in Guilty Gear Overture where it seems to have had a redesign. Google image him and tell me that's not blatantly the Fireseal :)
Ah. Okay.