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Everyone's a hero in their own way. In their own, no so heroic way...
Wait. That isn't where I was going with this.
What is it about you that makes you awesome. We are all awesome here in our own awesome ways. I want to know what it is about yourself that you just think is the tits! I don't care what anyone else thinks.
Just you.
Why are you awesome?
I'm such an optimist photographer, I never worry about the negatives. :choc2:
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I've been told I am good at making people laugh, so I am going to go with that!
I have really dense bones.
I've been teaching classes since I was 12
I sat through old yeller without even starting to cry
I can close both of my nostrils without touching them
I can wiggle my ears
I can watch a movie one time and record all the audio in my head, so I am able to listen to movies as often as I want.
Hmmm....
- I can drink a pint of beer in 7.4 seconds
- I can talk bollocks for hours after continuously demonstrating the above ability
- I can play Bohemian Rhapsody in its entirety using only a ukulele
- I am only five seconds off the world record for the 100 metres
- I would never give you up, let you down, run around or desert you
I make a mean Heath cake.
Hmm...
-I'm bilingual (Polish/English) and learn new languages nearly effortlessly
-I can do a lot of things with my voice - I learned throat singing just by listening to the theoretical description
-I sing in a choir and am very proud of the fact that I am a tenor - there's not that many of those, you see...
-I have wonderful friends, the best of whom is my girlfriend - our relationship is the most awesome thing in the world :)
-I can do circular breathing! (though I still can't do it on my flute...)
-I can jog for 30 minutes non-stop! :D
-My main sense is not sight, but hearing. Whenever I study, I have to listen or speak - it's even better if I can move then. If I can do all this - I have an excellent memory. If I don't do this, however, then I am screwed.
-I'm studying to be a teacher - I don't care that I won't have a lot of money because of that, I just think it's awesome that I can spread my knowledge on something to others.
I can roll my tongue in two different ways.
That's about the extent of my abilities.
I can watch the trout out of some Star Gate.
Not a clue why. I am often told that I am awesome and I roll with it, but I mentally question it every time.
Awesome is too 00's for me. I'm epic because I'm all about the 10's.
LOSER.Quote:
Originally Posted by Psychotic
Get all the ball, fail King. Everyone got sick of "epic" before 2010! Feel bad about yourself because I am typing mean words at your through the internet! Good! Now slap yourself!
NOW DO IT HARDER JUST FOR ME.
(SPOILER)This post is slightly inspired by "50 Shades of Putting Down People on the Internet."
you say "everyone" but I imagine if one were to search ye olde facebooke for status updates with the word epic in made today...
Legit is the word you're looking for, Paul.
Oh. Well, carry on then...Quote:
Originally Posted by Psychotic
I'm lazy
I'm uneducated
I have no ambition
I'm clumsy
I get nervous very easily
Yup, I'm pretty awesome.
You all are pretty awesome.
I can touch my nose with my tongue.
I can also unwrap a Starburst in my mouth and tie a cherry stem.
The most awesome person in this entire thread.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bert
No matter how many times something can knock me down, I will never hesitate to get back up.
Every time I reach my front doorstep I do a 3 second dance :)
But are you circumcised?Quote:
Originally Posted by Bert
Yes.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hypoallergenic CactuarBut are you circumcised?Quote:
Originally Posted by Bert
Sorry, but that changes your score from 100 to 16.Quote:
Originally Posted by BertYes.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hypoallergenic CactuarBut are you circumcised?Quote:
Originally Posted by Bert
Why would I not want to be? so it can get infected when I'm 80 and they have to cut it off then? No thanks.
Oh god, thread derailed over stupid debate incoming.
Probably not because what you have seen is the most debating I'm willing to do.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sephex
lol @ severed weeweeQuote:
Originally Posted by BertProbably not because what you have seen is the most debating I'm willing to do.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sephex
I mean, do i really need to post?
Not ever.Quote:
Originally Posted by fire_of_avalon
I'm awesome just because im here.
http://i.imgur.com/uiLIi.gifQuote:
Originally Posted by oldskoolfreak
I once spent three hours rigging up SMAC and SMAX to run on Linux
I'm Irish so being awesome is in my DNA :lol:
The Irish in me agrees with this statement.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shattered Dreamer
The Irish in me calls bulltrout.
I don't need a reason.
Clearly you're not Irish enough sir :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by sharkythesharkdogg
The Jewish in me says "Ba-zing!"Quote:
Originally Posted by Shattered DreamerClearly you're not Irish enough sir :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by sharkythesharkdogg
Oh I can do some pretty awesome things.
I have a second degree black belt
I have a second degree burn on my finger from a pizza oven.Quote:
Originally Posted by qwertysaur
I don't need to say why I'm awesome. It has been demonstrated.
Is it because you have a penis?
It's one of the reasons.
Is it because you can tuck it really well?
I don't tuck. Ever.
Well. :colbert:
Like it makes a difference http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d1...inkzombert.png
Yes, it does. I happen to be very proud of my cock. Why tuck it? I'm not trying to fool anyo-- well, maybe sometimes.
I swear if HC derails one more thread into penis discussion
I'm awesome because I'm me. Because I don't lie. I never cheat on anything. I always want to help. If I don't know enough to aid, I'll go learn.
I love
I'll defend the mistreated, the abused, the hurt. I work hard. And I'll never, never quit.
(because I've totally derailed tons of threads with discussions of peni. )Quote:
Originally Posted by Pike
I just want to find out if she's bigger than me.
Last comment I swear
You have, and let's not and say we did.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hypoallergenic Cactuar(because I've totally derailed tons of threads with discussions of peni. )Quote:
Originally Posted by Pike
I just want to find out if she's bigger than me.
Probably. But even if not, it's still better.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hypoallergenic Cactuar
Bigger doesn't mean better. Titanic was large. That trout failed. Hard.
It's a good thing that a cervix doesn't have the same destructive force as a monolithic mass of ice.
Girth is what's important! Girth! There's a word that really couldn't be describing anything but a penis. Girth! Say it one time out loud. Girth! G-IR-TH
I swear to god I'm gonna have to start a thread called "The Penis Thread" and redirect everything there, like we had to do with "The Drunk Thread".
Also get back on topic :p
If you do if should be called "The Penis Envy Thread" because anyone who redirects conversations towards penises (what is the plural of penis?) is obviously envious of somebody elses "member".Quote:
Originally Posted by Pike
I think it's "fresh" these days. Old Manus told meQuote:
Originally Posted by Psychotic
I'm fresh because, um, I showered today? :confused:
Can I use bodacious again yet?
If it is being used to describe an ample chested young lady then there is nothing stopping you ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by sharkythesharkdogg
I support The Breasts Thread more than I support any penis threads, so at least this is a step in the right erection.
Uh, direction. :shifty:
I thought they were lucious? As in melons? I thought the ass was bodacious? :confused:
I'm not good at objectifying women. I need more practice.
Bodacious is for booties.
I'm pretty awesome because I can do the Carlton like a baws
Im the Flying Pig. Im a smurfing Hero. thats why
I like smaller boobs.
I'm awesome because I eat raisin bran.
Vid-e-o! Vid-e-o! :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Melissaur