Hey. Hey You! I'm smurfing Awesome.

[Miss Lady Shelly]

I'm awesome just because im here.

[Tigmafuzz]

I'm awesome just because im here.

[Pike]

I once spent three hours rigging up SMAC and SMAX to run on Linux

[Shattered Dreamer]

I'm Irish so being awesome is in my DNA

[Tigmafuzz]

I'm Irish so being awesome is in my DNA

The Irish in me agrees with this statement.

[sharkythesharkdogg]

The Irish in me calls bulltrout.

[Quindiana Jones]

I don't need a reason.

[Shattered Dreamer]

The Irish in me calls bulltit.

Clearly you're not Irish enough sir

[sharkythesharkdogg]

The Irish in me calls bulltit.

Clearly you're not Irish enough sir

The Jewish in me says "Ba-zing!"

[Jiro]

Oh I can do some pretty awesome things.

[qwertysaur]

I have a second degree black belt

[Hollycat]

I have a second degree black belt

I have a second degree burn on my finger from a pizza oven.

[Sylvie]

I don't need to say why I'm awesome. It has been demonstrated.

[Hollycat]

Is it because you have a penis?

[Sylvie]

It's one of the reasons.