Which member of eoff would you like to see most under the mistletoe with you?
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Which member of eoff would you like to see most under the mistletoe with you?
I'm predicting this thread will reveal much.
Eh, Skt or Agrias. They are really the only people I really know here.
Probably agrias or shiny :p
smittenkitten, but I suppose that much is obvious. :p
Hmmmm...
Agrias. It'd be so hot you could roast a Turkey off of the heat.
Anyone who doesn't say Cuchulainn is lying.
sylvie
Agrias and DK both at the same time because I'm greedy
Under the mistletoe with, not chained to a bed with.Quote:
Originally Posted by krissy
...Although I agree either way.
Where to begin?! There are so many ravishing beauties at EoFF!
- Quin
- Tifa's Boobs
- Quinter Wonderland
- Melissaur
- Harle-Quin
- Faris
- Flambard D'Quinceteth
- DrAssenov
- Pure Quin14
- LadyJuxtaposition
- Stiltzquin
- Nikki
- Mace Quindu
I think that just about covers it.
o_O or Levian please.
Or both.But especially Fujiko.
:aimkiss: You'll never guess who~
Fine, just leave out the mother of your children. Or child. Or snack. I don't remember.Quote:
Originally Posted by Psychotic
So "lover" makes me think more than kissing.
itt: nobody wants to publically admit their secret EoFF crushes.
all of the british eoff peepsexcept steve(pike can come too)
I was going to tell you something today, but never mind. :(Quote:
Originally Posted by Jowy
:aimkiss:Quote:
Originally Posted by SephexI was going to tell you something today, but never mind. :(Quote:
Originally Posted by Jowy
C'mon ya horny ingrates ye know you all mackin on each other :cuch:
She's on to us, boys.Quote:
Originally Posted by Clo-chulainn
No one wants to snog :(
Any of:
- Sakura
- fire_of_avalon
- Agrias
- Shiny
- Freya
Would be lovely. I'm probably forgetting other people who also belong on this list. Some of these already have boyfriends so that's probably not happening :(
I feel like making a list of the EoFFers I think are the cutest/sexiest and numbering them, for the sole purpose of hurting the feelings of the people who end up on the bottom.
Put me at the bottom, I can take it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tigmafuzz
:shifty:
/smug
Not gonna lie, I would do dirty, dirty things to Clo underneath some mistletoe.
Who wouldn't? :aimwink:Quote:
Originally Posted by Tifa's Boobs
Everyone who has posted in this thread
Keep dreamin', lackies.
WTF is mackin?Quote:
Originally Posted by Clo
Okay, I dunno any Irish slang. I've been caught.Quote:
Originally Posted by CuchulainnWTF is mackin?Quote:
Originally Posted by Clo
Mackin' means "making out."
Shifting, clo. They call it shifting.
Shifting between what? :shifty:Quote:
Originally Posted by Happy Noodle Boy
In ancient greece, kissing someone under the mistletoe was the same as promising to marry them.
I'm not kissing any of you smurfers.
I don't kiss and tell. :shobon:
Yeah you'd better keep quiet missy.
I won't tell a soul. :heart:
guess I must've imagined all the flirting with Steve you were doing in his user notes :greenie:Quote:
Originally Posted by Lockharted
"Flirting"Quote:
Originally Posted by Psychoticguess I must've imagined all the flirting with Steve you were doing in his user notes :greenie:Quote:
Originally Posted by Lockharted
:stare:
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Originally Posted by Lockharted
Yeah, this is just "being friendly". ;) In other news, Loony BoB isn't a creepy weirdo and I'm going to win Nicest Member.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lockharted
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Originally Posted by Psychotic
It's not being friendly, or flirting, it's taking the piss. :lol:
Peeing on Steve will just make things worse, I hope you know.
:yuck:Quote:
Originally Posted by Faris
Look, Lockharted, I know you find him really charming and attractive - which is natural - but trust me he's not a very good kisser.
Oh? It sounds like you have some experience.Quote:
Originally Posted by Psychotic
I want Cuch, and I usually go all out for what I want. Stepping up my game here. :wacky:
Yeah, once or twice when I was a bit younger and more inexperienced. Told me he was a rich investment banker in the City. He promised me the world. Then I found out he works in a fish-packing factory in Peckham and he kisses like one of the fish. Never again.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lockharted
Oh god, that sounds like the worst. It must have taken you some time to get over that.Quote:
Originally Posted by PsychoticYeah, once or twice when I was a bit younger and more inexperienced. Told me he was a rich investment banker in the City. He promised me the world. Then I found out he works in a fish-packing factory in Peckham and he kisses like one of the fish. Never again.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lockharted
I can't leave you alone for ONE day can I Paul ffs! And one of these days if I must I'll prove you damn wrong about my kissing skills though I can't say the idea of a stubble rash appeals to me.
Kissing is...kissing..or snogging.Quote:
Originally Posted by CloOkay, I dunno any Irish slang. I've been caught.Quote:
Originally Posted by CuchulainnWTF is mackin?Quote:
Originally Posted by Clo
Mackin' means "making out."
However when one witnesses ones associate in the act of 'snogging' or 'kissing' it is not unknown for one to shout across "GET 'ER BUCKED". A phrase encouraging ones associate to attempt to move the 'kissing' and 'public petting' on to the act of carnal affairs.
And Steve stubble rash on your arsehole is a common occurrence for you is it not? I think we can give up the pretence of being coy about it don't you?
And Chris...sadly my friend, unless 'stepping up your game' involves you looking like Natalie Portman, growing ovaries and developing a very presentable pair of baps you may be wasting your time. I'm flattered and if i went that way I'd be a lucky smurfer but perhaps expend your energies on more achievable goals. Steve's available. He's no stranger to beard rashes it seams.
Cuch I thought we were keeping your need to toss my salad a secret!Quote:
Originally Posted by Cuchulainn
to hell with our secrets. i wanna scream our lettucy love from the roof tops
Hey boys, ;)
What the smurf has happened in here
#tot: EoFF forum version.
Dak, come here and I will show you.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jiro
Is this happening again xD
I was going to make a list, but now I'll just say it's you.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lockharted
Let's see
where's that picture.
ah.
there we go
http://i.imgur.com/tF6Rn.jpg
Christmas, Ko Ko/Iri Valentine (though hasn't made an appearance in years... I miss her), Shorty, Faris, Arizona (she made my "happy birthday" thread), MsTiffie, Shiny, smitten, Aulayna... I don't know what's supposed to be going on under that mistletoe but I want in.
I think I'll stand there alone....:)
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Originally Posted by Cuchulainn
Holly Berries...?
No, those are manberries!
I want a mistletoe lover so I don't have to... mistletoe(?) alone...
:I find it funny that there is still no smiley for shrugging:
Seven Minutes in Heaven with Shiny and Clo.
Also, I bet I could kiss Lev if I got a little booze in him. :aimkiss:
I was going to give a serious answer but instead I'll just say Futan.
Threeway?Quote:
Originally Posted by Levian
Agreed! ;)
Okay, in all seriousness: Just Christmas. (she doesn't have a nose!)
Nobody.
You'll only break my poor wee heart. :cry:
Wait... you people have hearts?Quote:
Originally Posted by maybee
I have no heart. But I'll let you break something else.
My GF :(
Now, instead of this mistletoe trout, who would you kiss at midnight on New Year's Eve?
Still Clo.Quote:
Originally Posted by Clo
U
Me
A bottle.
Is there a ship in this bottle? Do you stick your tongue in this bottle while trying to lick the front of the ship that has one of those semi nude ladies carved onto it? If so, then you practice on of Edward James Olmos' favorite pastimes.Quote:
Originally Posted by Futan
OH smurf I'M LATE GODDAMITQuote:
Originally Posted by The Summoner of LeviathanThreeway?Quote:
Originally Posted by Levian
I'M A GENIE IN A BOTTLE, YOU GOTTA TREAT ME THE RIGHT WAY.~Quote:
Originally Posted by Futan
...Get out.Quote:
Originally Posted by maybeeI'M A GENIE IN A BOTTLE, YOU GOTTA TREAT ME THE RIGHT WAY.~Quote:
Originally Posted by Futan
I would probably kiss Stu or Cuch.
CAUSE THEY BE DEAD SEXEHHHH
http://www.thedistractionnetwork.com...member-050.jpg
Rub. It's RUB... the right way. Which I can do.Quote:
Originally Posted by maybeeI'M A GENIE IN A BOTTLE, YOU GOTTA TREAT ME THE RIGHT WAY.~Quote:
Originally Posted by Futan
There will be no rubbing.
Okay, but nothing past 1st.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tigmafuzz
More like "nothing past 1st after you've hit a home run and I'm coming around for a 2nd time" amirite :smug:Quote:
Originally Posted by Mercen-XOkay, but nothing past 1st.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tigmafuzz
I make no promises... and trust me, you'll be content.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shorty
:stare:
I would choose the best looking female on this site. You know who you are sugartits. :aimkiss:
Yourself? Ooh! Bazinga!
He's obviously talking about Levian "Sugartits" McGee. And if he isn't well then I'm fantasizing about it.