Your mistletoe lover

[Night Fury]

Look, Lockharted, I know you find him really charming and attractive - which is natural - but trust me he's not a very good kisser.

Oh? It sounds like you have some experience.

[Chris]

I want Cuch, and I usually go all out for what I want. Stepping up my game here.

[Psychotic]

Oh? It sounds like you have some experience.

Yeah, once or twice when I was a bit younger and more inexperienced. Told me he was a rich investment banker in the City. He promised me the world. Then I found out he works in a fish-packing factory in Peckham and he kisses like one of the fish. Never again.

[Night Fury]

Oh? It sounds like you have some experience.

Yeah, once or twice when I was a bit younger and more inexperienced. Told me he was a rich investment banker in the City. He promised me the world. Then I found out he works in a fish-packing factory in Peckham and he kisses like one of the fish. Never again.

Oh god, that sounds like the worst. It must have taken you some time to get over that.

[Iceglow]

I can't leave you alone for ONE day can I Paul ffs! And one of these days if I must I'll prove you damn wrong about my kissing skills though I can't say the idea of a stubble rash appeals to me.

[Cuchulainn]

C'mon ya horny ingrates ye know you all mackin on each other :cuch:

WTF is mackin?

Okay, I dunno any Irish slang. I've been caught.

Mackin' means "making out."

Kissing is...kissing..or snogging.

However when one witnesses ones associate in the act of 'snogging' or 'kissing' it is not unknown for one to shout across "GET 'ER BUCKED". A phrase encouraging ones associate to attempt to move the 'kissing' and 'public petting' on to the act of carnal affairs.



And Steve stubble rash on your arsehole is a common occurrence for you is it not? I think we can give up the pretence of being coy about it don't you?


And Chris...sadly my friend, unless 'stepping up your game' involves you looking like Natalie Portman, growing ovaries and developing a very presentable pair of baps you may be wasting your time. I'm flattered and if i went that way I'd be a lucky smurfer but perhaps expend your energies on more achievable goals. Steve's available. He's no stranger to beard rashes it seams.

[Iceglow]

And Steve stubble rash on your arsehole is a common occurrence for you is it not? I think we can give up the pretence of being coy about it don't you?

Cuch I thought we were keeping your need to toss my salad a secret!

[Cuchulainn]

to hell with our secrets. i wanna scream our lettucy love from the roof tops

[The Summoner of Leviathan]

Hey boys,

[Jiro]

What the smurf has happened in here

[The Man]

#tot: EoFF forum version.

[The Summoner of Leviathan]

What the smurf has happened in here

Dak, come here and I will show you.

[Jiro]

Is this happening again xD

[NorthernChaosGod]

I'm not kissing any of you smurfers.

I was going to make a list, but now I'll just say it's you.

[Levian]

Let's see

where's that picture.

ah.

there we go