Your mistletoe lover

[Cuchulainn]

C'mon ya horny ingrates ye know you all mackin on each other :cuch:

WTF is mackin?

Okay, I dunno any Irish slang. I've been caught.

Mackin' means "making out."

Kissing is...kissing..or snogging.

However when one witnesses ones associate in the act of 'snogging' or 'kissing' it is not unknown for one to shout across "GET 'ER BUCKED". A phrase encouraging ones associate to attempt to move the 'kissing' and 'public petting' on to the act of carnal affairs.



And Steve stubble rash on your arsehole is a common occurrence for you is it not? I think we can give up the pretence of being coy about it don't you?


And Chris...sadly my friend, unless 'stepping up your game' involves you looking like Natalie Portman, growing ovaries and developing a very presentable pair of baps you may be wasting your time. I'm flattered and if i went that way I'd be a lucky smurfer but perhaps expend your energies on more achievable goals. Steve's available. He's no stranger to beard rashes it seams.