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"No homo."
"There's a test today?"
Yolo
More like " Yo, no " :colbert:
"No offense, but..."
"I'm not gay but..."
Could interchange gay with many things, such as racist, or sexist...Quote:
Originally Posted by Pike
Yeah but gay is funnier because it's always things like "I'm not gay, but I want to be the sex slave of forty different scantily clad and muscular men"
Ah true. xD
"Irregardless..."
"Hey, no offense or anything but..."
Yeah that's never a good sentence.
Anything in which 'literally' is used. I use it a lot, but still....
eg.
Oh my God it was LITERALLY the worst thing.
Also, the word 'banter' being used. smurf off.
"I could care less..."
can't handle the banter? :party:Quote:
Originally Posted by Locky
"God bless him/her, but..."
Oh god yes. It drives me crazy when people say that.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rebellious Eagle
"Soup is definitely a drink"
"What time is it, my good sir?"
"Time to get a watch"
Well, gee, THANKS.
there but for the grace of god...
smurf that, it wasn't you because it wasn't you. trout could happen to any smurfer.
What's up?Quote:
Originally Posted by Formalhaut
"THE SKYYYYYHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHH"
"Hi dad!"Quote:
Originally Posted by ParkerWhat's up?Quote:
Originally Posted by Formalhaut
"THE SKYYYYYHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHH"
"How high?"
Thanks dad...
"That's Gay."
I'm not even talking about if saying that is PC or not. It just irritates me. It's like: Congrats. I have also seen South Park. Shut the **** up, you sound like a 12 year old. And if you are 12, stop basing how cool you are over a satirical TV show.
You're gay.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sephex
The whole gay thing is just stupid teenage slang isn't it really. Seriously, I'm at sixth form and like the go to term for the lower years is "that's so gay". It's just... groan inducing.
One of the parties on campus is called MAD. So everyone is going around chanting, "UMAD?" It's a nightmare.
All the homo Julian, ALL THE HOMO. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod
YOUARE MOM IS GAY I SHOWED YOU HOMO FRUIT WADQuote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGodYou're gay.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sephex
"Hey, what's up?"
"Chicken butt."
after walking into class or a meeting late "Did I miss anything?"
We used to say this all the time in middle school and high school and then I stopped for fear of coming across as offensive. Lately it's kindof worked it's way back into my vocabulary and I try to not sling it around much except for telling my sister that she's gay for not doing something I want her to do. I think I'd be really embarrassed if I were like "THAT'S SO GAY LOL" in public or something.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sephex
The "no offense, but" irritates the trout out of me because it is always followed by something that is offensive. "um, actually, [rude corrective something here]" bothers me, too.
I wish I had a crazy old grandma or grandpa that said random things that sounded like old proverbs but didn't make any sense.
the gym guys in uni are all about the DO U EVEN LIFT BRO at the moment
pretty annoying.
sometimes i fight them (i lose)
"I'm just searching for myself" Hint: use a mirror. "follow your heart"...(how any people would be dead by now?)
Mother smurfing this.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rebellious Eagle
Every day I have employees asking me why the system won't let them clock out, and I have to tell them "Because you're not off work yet." FSS people.
Me: Barrie OCM, James speaking
Them: Hi James Speaking, it's your cousin, (Johnnydumbass) Speaking! lolol!!!1!11one1!
WTF
The phrase "It's always in the last place you look"
Duh it's in the last place you look, you found the item already so why would you keep looking for it? :p
omg I'd never thought about this but you're rightQuote:
Originally Posted by qwertysaur
Additionally, when people say, "I have a question" before asking their question. :|
(When calling a helpline) "Hi, I was wondering if you could help me?"
or "I was just wondering if you were still open"
Translation: "I'm asking something really smurfing stupid but I want you to think it isn't."Quote:
Originally Posted by Shorty
Me: "Hi, my name's Danny"
Irritating bastard: *sings* "Oh, Danny Boooooy!! The pipes, the pipes are calling..."
On the 'No Homo' thing...
No Homo - YouTube
Also I loved The Boondocks episode ripping that saying apart. :p
Edit: OH, and yeah, NSFW and what not. :p
"Is it ok to ask you a question?"
You just did dickwad and No it is not ok to ask me a question, go suck an elongated phallus. Hate this so much.
"Well I did cancel this."
No you didn't cancel it, if you call somewhere's customer services and they sit there after going through DPA which identified you as the caller calling about a specific account or service and then they say "I'm sorry you didn't complete/follow cancellation proceedure/there is no cancellation request in the entire history of the account" don't argue with them, just accept it.
I was arguing with a friend about this the other day.Quote:
Originally Posted by qwertysaur
I die a little whenever that saying slips its way out of my mouth.
I haven't worked in retail for many years, but...
*item won't scan*
"I guess it's free then!"
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAEPICWINSOFUCNNYXDLOLOLOLOLHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA HAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAYOLOHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA
Typical scenario at work.
Client, "Stuck injector? That can't be what's wrong with it. Are you sure it's not the spark plugs like I thought? I was pretty certain that's the why it was running rough when I dropped it off for you to look at."
Me in response, "Well, I did show you what I'd found inside your motor, and what I feel will repair the problem. Furthermore, I had the spark plugs out, inspected them and they appeared fine. Diagnostics show you're getting signal and power to them. I replaced them anyway for good measure because you requested that and it didn't help your situation." :)
Me internally, "IF YOU KNOW WHAT THE MOTHEsmurfING PROBLEM IS, WHY ARE YOU TAKING THE CAR TO A GARAGE?!?!? IF IT WAS JUST SPARK PLUGS YOU WOULD HAVE DONE IT YOURSELF!! LISTEN TO ME, YOU $&%!@& MORON." :mad2:
do items really not scan often? i don't think it's ever happened to me (and i would never say something so horrendous if it were to happen. i'd probably say something more along the lines of "oh that's odd")Quote:
Originally Posted by Sephex
It's usually when something is on sale.Quote:
Originally Posted by Denmarkdo items really not scan often? i don't think it's ever happened to me (and i would never say something so horrendous if it were to happen. i'd probably say something more along the lines of "oh that's odd")Quote:
Originally Posted by Sephex
"No I would not like another beer"
OH MAN TELL ME ABOUT IT HOW DO PEOPLE STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY I'VE BEEN HEARING THIS FOR THE LAST TEN YEARS AS;LGKHA;STKEU;ASLGQuote:
Originally Posted by Sephex
related:
>be really busy
>customer goes "YOU LOOK LIKE YOU COULD USE SOMETHING TO DO!!"
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It's like nails on a chalkboard.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rebellious Eagle
DO YOU EVEN LIFT BRAH
Yes, I lift bras all the time
I have noticed in public a lot of younger people are saying "Cray Cray" for crazy.
That's like the czar of stupid slang terms if I ever heard one.
"It's cancer."
AHAHAHAHA SO SILLY
People are usually saying it "ironically" but it doesn't make it any less grating.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sephex
Sadly I fear it will eventually catch on.... ugh
"I feel like people are mistreating me because I'm Jewish."
Are you sure it's not because you're a total smurfing asshole? Also annoying when I hear black people say that.
Women:
If you are romantically linked to a male partner, please do not refer to them as "boo" or else I think you are dating and writing fan fiction about the popular ghostly enemy from the Super Mario Bros. series.
Supposebly
"I find this very suspect."
JUST SAY SUSPICIOUS, GAH