Silly things people say

[Calliope]

"Soup is definitely a drink"

[Formalhaut]

"What time is it, my good sir?"

"Time to get a watch"

Well, gee, THANKS.

[Iceglow]

there but for the grace of god...

smurf that, it wasn't you because it wasn't you. trout could happen to any smurfer.

[Parker]

"What time is it, my good sir?"

"Time to get a watch"

Well, gee, THANKS.

What's up?

"THE SKYYYYYHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHH"

[Faris]

"What time is it, my good sir?"

"Time to get a watch"

Well, gee, THANKS.

What's up?

"THE SKYYYYYHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHH"

"Hi dad!"

"How high?"

Thanks dad...

[Sephex]

"That's Gay."

I'm not even talking about if saying that is PC or not. It just irritates me. It's like: Congrats. I have also seen South Park. Shut the **** up, you sound like a 12 year old. And if you are 12, stop basing how cool you are over a satirical TV show.

[NorthernChaosGod]

"That's Gay."

I'm not even talking about if saying that is PC or not. It just irritates me. It's like: Congrats. I have also seen South Park. Shut the **** up, you sound like a 12 year old. And if you are 12, stop basing how cool you are over a satirical TV show.

You're gay.

[Formalhaut]

The whole gay thing is just stupid teenage slang isn't it really. Seriously, I'm at sixth form and like the go to term for the lower years is "that's so gay". It's just... groan inducing.

[Laddy]

One of the parties on campus is called MAD. So everyone is going around chanting, "UMAD?" It's a nightmare.

[The Summoner of Leviathan]

"No homo."

All the homo Julian, ALL THE HOMO.

[Sephex]

"That's Gay."

I'm not even talking about if saying that is PC or not. It just irritates me. It's like: Congrats. I have also seen South Park. Shut the **** up, you sound like a 12 year old. And if you are 12, stop basing how cool you are over a satirical TV show.

You're gay.

YOUARE MOM IS GAY I SHOWED YOU HOMO FRUIT WAD

[Unbreakable Will]

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[KH-Cloudy]

"Hey, what's up?"

"Chicken butt."

[Dr. rydrum2112]

after walking into class or a meeting late "Did I miss anything?"

[Shorty]

"That's Gay."

We used to say this all the time in middle school and high school and then I stopped for fear of coming across as offensive. Lately it's kindof worked it's way back into my vocabulary and I try to not sling it around much except for telling my sister that she's gay for not doing something I want her to do. I think I'd be really embarrassed if I were like "THAT'S SO GAY LOL" in public or something.

The "no offense, but" irritates the trout out of me because it is always followed by something that is offensive. "um, actually, [rude corrective something here]" bothers me, too.

I wish I had a crazy old grandma or grandpa that said random things that sounded like old proverbs but didn't make any sense.