EOFF National Innuendo Day!

This is big... this is really, really big.

In honour of Parker's (quite rightly) deleted post in the secrets thread, I now declare today EOFF National Innuendo Day!

I encourage everybody to post as many innuendos around the site (keeping clear of EOEO, of course) as is humanly possible. I have already made a couple today but every single post I make for the rest of the day will be some form of innuendo. Feel free to join me on my quest!

Thread topic: What are some of your favourite innuendos you've heard recently?

NO SMILING ALLOWED

Me: Why is Bubba making sex jokes literally everywhere?
Jiro: It's national innuendo day.

Well, this explains a lot.

Oh man... I'm a massive fan of the recently departed Rik Mayall and his work in Bottom with Ade Edmondson, the entirety of that show is so full of innuendos you'd think it was a very dirty- UH OH, NEARLY WENT THERE

Everything I have ever posted on this site is an innuendo. Even this :greenie:

This is... a lot to swallow.

Someone please tell Paulchotic to stop it I have to go home soon and I have work in the morning

The mods deleted a post? Man, they are so anal. They should relax and be a bit more open.

http://youtu.be/qMAgetDMMLk

I'm disappointed this thread didn't get more responses. It's not that hard, folks!

It's very hard.

It's like having a ManGo in your mouth!

I am about to eat chow mein noodles

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Originally Posted by Alive-Man

I am about to eat chow mein noodles

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Mmm... I like mine long and thick.

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Originally Posted by Bubba

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Originally Posted by Alive-Man

I am about to eat chow mein noodles

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Mmm... I like mine long and thick.

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Mine were soaking wet and I drank that afterwards too :greenie:

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Originally Posted by Shorty

I'm disappointed this thread didn't get more responses. It's not that hard, folks!

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There's a lot of stiff competition for coming up w/ innuendos.

Well, give them a hand then!

If I try too much, I'll have to pull out before I finish.

Well sometimes its better not to consult Madam Palm... Not when she's also choking Kojak

At work last week my headset was squashing my head so I stretched it out and proceeded to proudly comment "Ahhh, nice and loose, just how I like it..... OH GAWD, that's not what I meant I swear!"

*This is a true story - My life is awesome*

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Originally Posted by Aelitalily

At work last week my headset was squashing my head so I stretched it out and proceeded to proudly comment "Ahhh, nice and loose, just how I like it..... OH GAWD, that's not what I meant I swear!"

*This is a true story - My life is awesome*

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Your story reminded me of how a friend came out of the closet to his parents:

"Coffee?"
"Sure."
"I don't remember how you take yours. Did you add cream?"
"I like my coffee like I like my women."
*Awkward look*
"I don't like coffee."

"You need to post in the innuendo thread."

"I'm coming."

This is kind of embarrassing guys

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Originally Posted by Kanye West

This is kind of embarrassing guys

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We're slowly building to a climax.

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Originally Posted by Kanye West

This is kind of embarrassing guys

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I know what you mean. I'm pulling out as we speak.

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Originally Posted by Bubba

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Originally Posted by Kanye West

This is kind of embarrassing guys

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I know what you mean. I'm pulling out as we speak.

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It's a good thing he's embareassed.

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I'm a f***ing terrible person.

I like big dicks.

I suppose we could rise to the challenge, despite it being thrust upon us so suddenly.

I was kind of on a quest though. Has anyone seen Kimahri's horn?

This thread has taught me that I am really bad at innuendos. This thread has also taught me that when I try to be bad on purpose at innuendos, it isn't funny either, and is just a little sad :(

Did I tell you guys what Alive-Man did to me the other day?

He exposed himself.

The little prick.

Last night at the bar I ordered a double entendre.
So the bartender gave me one!

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Originally Posted by Alive-Man

This thread has taught me that I am really bad at innuendos. This thread has also taught me that when I try to be bad on purpose at innuendos, it isn't funny either, and is just a little sad :(

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Listened to a little bit of George Michael this morning.

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