There's a lot of stiff competition for coming up w/ innuendos.Originally Posted by Shorty
There's a lot of stiff competition for coming up w/ innuendos.
Well, give them a hand then!
If I try too much, I'll have to pull out before I finish.
Well sometimes its better not to consult Madam Palm... Not when she's also choking Kojak
LET THE HAMMER FALL
At work last week my headset was squashing my head so I stretched it out and proceeded to proudly comment "Ahhh, nice and loose, just how I like it..... OH GAWD, that's not what I meant I swear!"
*This is a true story - My life is awesome*
Your story reminded me of how a friend came out of the closet to his parents:
"Coffee?"
"Sure."
"I don't remember how you take yours. Did you add cream?"
"I like my coffee like I like my women."
*Awkward look*
"I don't like coffee."
"You need to post in the innuendo thread."
"I'm coming."
This is kind of embarrassing guys
We're slowly building to a climax.
I know what you mean. I'm pulling out as we speak.
It's a good thing he's embareassed.I know what you mean. I'm pulling out as we speak.
...
I'm a f***ing terrible person.
I like big dicks.
I suppose we could rise to the challenge, despite it being thrust upon us so suddenly.
I was kind of on a quest though. Has anyone seen Kimahri's horn?
This thread has taught me that I am really bad at innuendos. This thread has also taught me that when I try to be bad on purpose at innuendos, it isn't funny either, and is just a little sad
Did I tell you guys what Alive-Man did to me the other day?
He exposed himself.
The little prick.
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