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Midgar Mist asks this for funsies. (And it can be any character, not just the playable ones.)
I say
Snog: Zack Fair (he's good looking but.....its a dangerous profession)
Marry: Tidus (dream schmeam I want my Tidus)
Avoid: Zidane (cos he'd seduce me then steal my stuff)
How about the rest of you?
Avoid : Kefka
Snog: Tifa
Marry: Quistis
Avoid: Unei
I don't really think any of the FF guys is marriage material, now that I think about it
The girls are a bit better about this, but still... I don't think so
Snog: Mukki
Marry: Tifa
Avoid: Lulu
Smurf: Snow
Marry: Balthier
Avoid: Vaan
Stab in the face, over and over and over: Tidus
He is "Mr. 33cm", after allQuote:
Originally Posted by Formalhaut
I'm surprised you can get over his 'I'M THE HERO!' shtick.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Carnelian
ExactlyQuote:
Originally Posted by Formalhaut:jokey:Quote:
Originally Posted by FynnHe is "Mr. 33cm", after allQuote:
Originally Posted by FormalhautI'm surprised you can get over his 'I'M THE HERO!' shtick.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Carnelian
The "I'M THE HERO!" thing is why I'm smurfing him, not marrying him.Quote:
Originally Posted by FynnExactlyQuote:
Originally Posted by Formalhaut:jokey:Quote:
Originally Posted by FynnHe is "Mr. 33cm", after allQuote:
Originally Posted by FormalhautI'm surprised you can get over his 'I'M THE HERO!' shtick.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Carnelian
Also, I had NOT heard about this "Mr. 33cm" thing. That definitely cements his position in the list. :p
That was the first thing we ever heard about Snow, actually. Lightning was the first character revealed for XIII, and then there was Snow. I kid you not, the first info we got was that his "foot size" was 33cm.
Maybe this explains why Serah was so eager to marry Snow, despite them only having known each other quite a short time...Quote:
Originally Posted by Fynn
Anywho, I notice that you haven't actually answered the thread question, Fynn. Even if you wouldn't marry any of the characters, are there any who would snog (/smurf) or avoid?
I'm not much of a casual snog person. And I'm already married. But I'd avoid Tidus like the plague, that's for sure. And all those underage genki girls as well. I cannot risk any misunderstandings as I am way too pretty to go to prison.
Whereas I don't care into going into that territory ;)
These are characters that I enjoy (or don't) for being characters and it's really rare that I feel any kind of attraction or fantasy related to them. So yeah, that's my answer.
whoahhhhh...ho...hooooo (backs slowly away)Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Carnelian
You are dead to meQuote:
Originally Posted by Formalhaut
Easy tigers :kaocheer:
Shag: Kuja. Delicious.
Marry: Snow. To heck with you guys, Snow is the most dedicated husbando a person could ever want.
Avoid: Squall. He would cry after and it be awkward.
Stab: Squall again? If not, Vaan.
Shag: Paine. I like 'em covered in leather and tough.
Marry: Tifa. Cloud's Mom was clearly a CloTi shipper since she said Cloud needed a good wife to take care of him. I'm much the same.
Avoid: Lightning. She'd hit me.
Stab: Rosa. Ugh.
I LOVE how the stab thing has taken off. :mwahaha:
Now that's a bit unfair. Squall was pretty cool on the outside first, then a bit nicer. All his whining was internal monologue, and who doesn't do that? If anyone, I think Tidus would be more likely to cryQuote:
Originally Posted by Forsaken Lover
Squall and Tidus both have issues but Squall's are so repressed, it's why I think he'd cry.
Tidus is a crybaby precisely because he doesn't hold it all in. He's very open with his feelings.
Tidus was a much more emotionally healthy person than Squall.
Which is precisely why Tidus would cryQuote:
Originally Posted by Forsaken Lover
Squall would get dressed and leave before you wake up
Does anybody actually fall asleep after sex? I never have, nor do I know anyone who has.
So you've been awake constantly since you first had sex? That's rough, man.Quote:
Originally Posted by Forsaken Lover
After climaxing, people usually get tired since their organism just used up a lot of energy. Kind of like a cardio workout. So yeah, like Bubba said, you should probably get that looked at :pQuote:
Originally Posted by Forsaken Lover
Organism? :p That made me chuckle.Quote:
Originally Posted by FynnAfter climaxing, people usually get tired since their organism just used up a lot of energy. Kind of like a cardio workout. So yeah, like Bubba said, you should probably get that looked at :pQuote:
Originally Posted by Forsaken Lover
Well, yes, I meant organism. Your organism, as in your body, uses up its energy when you climax, or orgasm. So yeah :colbert:
What is so weird about the word "organism" to you guys?
Smurf: Squall
Marry: Fang
Avoid: AERIS
The penis isn't necessary for reaching orgasm, no matter how much certain pundits try to convince us otherwise :p
Also, the term is perfectly appropriate when we're talking about the physiology of sex. I've read enough stuff about it, trust me :exdee:
I think that Snow would probably get really annoying after sex. He'd probably be congratulating himself on how brilliant he just was, i.e. "Wow, I was so HEROIC there, wasn't I?"Quote:
Originally Posted by Forsaken Lover
Actually, he might well do that kind of thing during, as well, seeing how much he goes on about being a big hero in the games. If it weren't for the whole "Mr. 33cm" thing, I might start to be put off the whole idea of smurfing him, to be honest. :p
Wouldn't a... "foot" that big hurt? 33 is almost double the average size.
I never went to a Catholic school, though? We actually have really great sex ed in Poland.Quote:
Originally Posted by FormalhautProbably catching up from all the stuff you missed from Catholic schooling, I bet.Quote:
Originally Posted by Fynn
The banter is strong in this thread. :nod:Quote:
Originally Posted by Fynn
At the risk of getting too saucy SAUCINESS ALERT whether it would hurt would all depend on where it was going. And nobody says that he'd have to use the whole thing. TLDR, I'd find a way. ;)
I can see Fang being good marriage material. Although, she does have a habit of turning into crystal for centuries at a time. You might need to work on that. :pQuote:
Originally Posted by Pumpkin
Well everyone needs some personal time away from their spouse anyway
True. A thousand years might be pushing it a bit, though. :pQuote:
Originally Posted by Pumpkin
But that kind of defeats the purpose of greater length, doesn't it? I mean, why is it appealing if you intend to use only half of it anyway? :pQuote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Carnelian
I like a challenge. :jokey: Anyway, why are you so obsessed with Snow's long 33cm, Fynn? You keep it on bringing it up :pQuote:
Originally Posted by FynnBut that kind of defeats the purpose of greater length, doesn't it? I mean, why is it appealing if you intend to use only half of it anyway? :pQuote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Carnelian
If you must give in to your obsession, I recently posted a thread in the FFXIII section titled "Mr 33cm".
Anywho, getting back to the original point of the thread (not that I mind the banter mind you, I'm loving it)...
Seeing as it seems to be catching on (thank you, Formy and Forsaken Lover :)) is there anyone you'd rather stab than have anything to do with intimately or romantically? It's the logical one up from "Avoid". :pQuote:
Originally Posted by Pumpkin
Still Aeris
Always Aeris :stare:
True true, but if you suffer from insomnia you relax rather than sleep afterwards.Quote:
Originally Posted by Fynn
I apologise to any mods in advance who might say I've gone off topic. But I only read up to this point in the thread so...
This post doesn't even scratch the surface of how off-topic we've gone sometimes in these last few pages :pQuote:
Originally Posted by Midgar MistTrue true, but if you suffer from insomnia you relax rather than sleep afterwards.Quote:
Originally Posted by Fynn
I apologise to any mods in advance who might say I've gone off topic. But I only read up to this point in the thread so...
Wheeling once again back to the topic, anybody you'd stab rather than just avoid, Midgar Mist? Join in, everybody's doing it.
So all the cool kids are doing it?
I'm not normally one to give into my peers but
I would stab........Tifa there I said it. And I would tie up "My Cloud" first :-o
STAB, MURDER, EVISCERATE, INCINERATE: Garnet/Dagger/Princess Useless BItch
TWO gme Overs. TWO. All because "Dagger can't concentrate."
smurf. You.
Forsaken Lover, I see you have some issues with Garnet. That's okay :-)
Oh and I recommend the following to make up for this:
-Freya's Reis's Wind
-Amarant's Chakra
-Equip Chemist on Freya and Steiner
-Use Eiko for The Desert Palace bit
-Split your party carefully when Kuja gives you the choice.
Hope this helps.
Smurf: Cloud. Exceptional fun could be had here, but there is certainly no potential for any kind of lasting relationship.
Marry: Galuf. Not attractive, but has a great personality; easily a person I could spend my life with.
Avoid: Hojo. Beat out Kefka; he's more stable, but also more intelligent and at least as twisted.
Stab: Tidus. It needs to be shut up.
Smurf: Aeris. Exceptional fun WOULD be had here, but the attraction is exclusively physical.
Marry: Agrias. Strong, loyal, determined; a bit stuffy at times, but a pretty easy pick. :)
Avoid: Lenna. While I don't hate her by any stretch, she can just . . . go walk through poison ivy somewhere else.
Stab: Yuna. It needs to die. >:|
itt i learned mr. carny wants to take a foot of dick
smurf: kuja
marry: seymour
avoid: vaan
stab: squall
smurf: vanille
marry: tifa
avoid: rosa
stab: aeris
Gentlemen
Bed: Either Squall or Balthier cause hotdamn if their not both pretty boys.
Wed: Yang seems like he would be a pretty devoted husband material. Galuf would be fun too.
Behead: Shuyin, the even whinier Tidus.
Stab in the mothersmurfing face: Hope
Ladies
Bed: Rinoa or perhaps Celes
Wed: Lady Ashe or surprisingly enough Paine as she is a dead ringer for my ex.
Behead: Probably Yuna
Stab in the mothersmurfing face: Yuffie and Vanille.
We've escalated to behead now, have we? Marvellous:mwahaha:Quote:
Originally Posted by Wolf Kanno
Wolf is known for his edgy song "I Hate Little Girls" made in response to Oingo Boingo's "Little Girls."
Why would anyone hate Yuffie, anyway?
Because she's a human trash can
Seriously, I'm with Wolf on this all the way
Well, keep on spreading the love guys.
She has a cool theme, one of the best Limits and an interesting sidequest.Quote:
Originally Posted by Fynn
Your answer is inadequately detailed.
Sorry, I'm not in the mood for digging through heaps of grabage :monster:
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Originally Posted by Forsaken LoverShe has a cool theme, one of the best Limits and an interesting sidequest.Quote:
Originally Posted by Fynn
Your answer is inadequately detailed.
Everyone's turning against each other. This thread descends into chaos, just as I planned. :mwahaha:Quote:
Originally Posted by Fynn
Her theme is not nearly as good as the other female characters or characters in general, her limits are just poor substitutes of better character ones and are entirely too reliant on her Ultimate weapon to make them any good, and her sidequests are probably some of my least favorite sections of the game barring the "Big Materia Rescue" quest that is disc 2. She's not "cute" she's a selfish bitch who pulls a Karma Houdini, because some writer mistakes her being a total pain in the ass for comic relief.Quote:
Originally Posted by Forsaken LoverShe has a cool theme, one of the best Limits and an interesting sidequest.Quote:
Originally Posted by Fynn
Your answer is inadequately detailed.
As for Wed, Bed, Behead... it's just the history minor in me. :shobon:
Bloodfest does not require the agony of grinding at the Battle Arena so while it's not as good as Omnislash, I accept it gladly since it comes free.
Yuffie isn't a bad person, she's a thief in the vain of other fantasy thieves like IX's Tantalus or that dude from VI who insists he's just a treasure hunter. She never did any sort of real crime or supported any such crimes, either.
She's just in that angry, rebellious teen phase only it's tinged with things like her hometown being a caricature of its former self while the evil bastards who beat them rule the world. She's not out to hurt anyone except Shinra and she has much less blood on her hands while trying to do that than Barret or the rest of AVALANCHE do.
All she wants is to restore her great home to its true glory.
I can understand not liking Yuffie but she's so...incidental that I can't understand hating her with any kind of passion.
None of them screw you over for their own personal gain.Quote:
Originally Posted by Forsaken Lover
Yes, let's just steal from the only people actually doing something about Shin-Ra, that makes so much sense! We can just hand wave all this because of her silly sob story about feeling bad her home country isn't awesome anymore because of the big bad Shin-Ra, that your party is trying to stop. smurf her. She's selfish, opportunistic and spends most of the plot being a whiny brat when she's not trying to screw your party over.Quote:
She's just in that angry, rebellious teen phase only it's tinged with things like her hometown being a caricature of its former self while the evil bastards who beat them rule the world. She's not out to hurt anyone except Shinra and she has much less blood on her hands while trying to do that than Barret or the rest of AVALANCHE do.
All she wants is to restore her great home to its true glory.
I can understand not liking Yuffie but she's so...incidental that I can't understand hating her with any kind of passion.
Please don't ever bring out the "what's your problem? They're a nice person!" argument to me when we're talking about characters. Characters aren't people and I DK t judge characters how I'd judge people. She may be the nicest girl in the neighborhood, but if the way she's written is annoying as all hell, then she annoys me. Yuffie has no personality aside from being genki ands charming to steal your stuff. There's nothing endearing about it. She's just a waste of space.
I was replying to WK's comment about her being a Karma Huudini when I pointed out she was nice, not you.
As for Yuffie "screwing you over", she takes your materia for like an hour at most. She then joins you in killing Sephiroth and saving the world. I think she more than redeemed herself.
No one is saying Yuffie is a saint - she's decidedly selfish and she's the only person who outright says "I don't sympathize witH Barret at all" when he recounts what Shinra did to Corel. But as I say, she's just a teenager and most of that is teenager stuff. She's just channeled her teenager-ness into also trying to liberate her hometown.
Smurf: Vanille, she is like a couple thousand years old right? Who can hate on experience?
Marry: Tifa, I'd put her for smurf, but she is actually shown very caring and emotional enough so I like it. Quistis would also be decent wifey material, but she has a little bit of the loser-ish feel when she whines after the dance to Squall.
Avoid: Selphie, honestly seems to dumb to deal with.
Awww Carny, can't it be a JOINT evil plan? After all, I did start the thread.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. CarnelianQuote:
Originally Posted by Forsaken LoverShe has a cool theme, one of the best Limits and an interesting sidequest.Quote:
Originally Posted by Fynn
Your answer is inadequately detailed.
Everyone's turning against each other. This thread descends into chaos, just as I planned. :mwahaha:Quote:
Originally Posted by Fynn
But I'M the one that perverted it to evil. :pQuote:
Originally Posted by Midgar MistAwww Carny, can't it be a JOINT evil plan? After all, I did start the thread.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Carnelian
Maybe you're right.....meglomaniac evil doers must work alone :-D