Shag: Kuja. Delicious.
Marry: Snow. To heck with you guys, Snow is the most dedicated husbando a person could ever want.
Avoid: Squall. He would cry after and it be awkward.
Stab: Squall again? If not, Vaan.

Shag: Paine. I like 'em covered in leather and tough.
Marry: Tifa. Cloud's Mom was clearly a CloTi shipper since she said Cloud needed a good wife to take care of him. I'm much the same.
Avoid: Lightning. She'd hit me.
Stab: Rosa. Ugh.