What do you do? Choose wisely.
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What do you do? Choose wisely.
Big question here, if vampires don't have a reflection, can a picture be taken of them?
Yeah, I gotta know this.Quote:
Originally Posted by Freya
I guess you'll find out when you take the picture
I thought about taking the picture, but I didn't want to chance it not developing on the film, so I killed him instead.
We played 60 games of Battle Mode on Super Mario Kart and it was awesome.
I take up a Phoenix Wright pose, pointing at the supposed vampire, and loudly proclaim "Vampires do not exist!"
Come on in and let's play some Jenga.
I went back to bed. Aint no one got time for that.
Invite him in for tea, of course! That's tea as in tea, not tea, because I'd rather make him tea than be his tea.
Go back to bed, lol.
Mock him as he stands there, because he can't get in unless I say so. And from then on, never go outside after dark ever again. Can't get me during the daytime, (blood)sucker.
If these are the vamps that can hypnotize you then they can force you to invite them in. Best bet is to shut the door.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Carnelian
Think to myself that I've stumbled onto the set of a Twilight inspired gay porn scenario.
Mr. Carnelian dressed as a vampire?Quote:
Originally Posted by Formalhaut
Ask what the price is for being made into a vampire.
Vampires would show up on digital cameras. The reason they were thought not to appear in traditional photographs is because pre-digital cameras used mirrors to function.Quote:
Originally Posted by CimminyCricket
Living forever and slowly losing your mind while everything you know falls and is replaced and you're all that's left when the world ends, I'd imagine.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mister Adequate
Or until Buffy shows up and stakes you through the heart
Depending on your luck there's a chance she'll at least sleep with you first, and then send you to hell.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pumpkin
Buffy doesn't beat around bush.
Edit: LMAO! Beat around bush! No, that's too good. I'm not fixing it.
I'd kill him and collect the XP and loot.
BufyxFaith was canon.Quote:
Originally Posted by AyenDepending on your luck there's a chance she'll at least sleep with you first, and then send you to hell.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pumpkin
Buffy doesn't beat around bush.
Edit: LMAO! Beat around bush! No, that's too good. I'm not fixing it.
Also if the vampire is Louis, I invite him in and write a book about him. I also am smart enough to actually LISTEN to what he says. Do you guys remember how Interview ended? The dude listening to Louis' huge smurfed-up story was like "that was...AWESOME!"
Seriously, how smurfing stupid can you get.
Vampire: Good Evening!
:wcanoe: : What do you want?
Vampire: I want to come in!
:wcanoe: : Did you bring a pizza?
Vampire: No...
:wcanoe: : Did you bring your 3DS so we can game?
Vampire: Um... no...
:wcanoe: :Then what are you good for?
Vampire: I can make you immortal!
:wcanoe: :Will I have to talk to people ever again?
Vampire: Well you may have to go door to door like I am to find a willing victim. Monster Union won't let us attack helpless strangers anymore...
:wcanoe: :So you're a Jehovah's Witness now?
Vampire: No! Of course, not! I simply want to drink your blood and send you into an eternal life of darkness and despair!
:wcanoe: :And the difference from a Jehovah's Witness is?
Vampire: Hmm... Never thought about that.
Jehovah'sWitness: Sir, may I come in so I can talk to you about the one true lord and savior?
:wcanoe: : Did you bring your 3DS so we could game?
JW: No.
Vampire: Well did you at least bring a pizza with you?
JW: Um... No...
:wcanoe: *shuts door*
JW: Would you like to hear about the one true gospel?
Vampire: Maybe we can work out a little deal...
*poke*
Mormon: I brought a PSVita, can I come in?Quote:
Originally Posted by Wolf Kanno
The irony of the Jehova giving blood to the vampire.Quote:
Originally Posted by Wolf Kanno
I do actually have a vampire costume lying around somewhere...Quote:
Originally Posted by AyenMr. Carnelian dressed as a vampire?Quote:
Originally Posted by Formalhaut
why am i not surprisedQuote:
Originally Posted by Mr. CarnelianI do actually have a vampire costume lying around somewhere...Quote:
Originally Posted by AyenMr. Carnelian dressed as a vampire?Quote:
Originally Posted by Formalhaut
If another JW ever knock on my door I'm stealing the 3DS line.Quote:
Originally Posted by Wolf Kanno
Picture thread now!Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. CarnelianI do actually have a vampire costume lying around somewhere...Quote:
Originally Posted by AyenMr. Carnelian dressed as a vampire?Quote:
Originally Posted by Formalhaut
Quote:
Originally Posted by Wolf Kanno
10 minutes after I read this, a Jehova's Witness knocked on my door.
Did you ask if they had a 3DS so you could game?
Nah, that would be weird.
You'll have the other vampires to hang out with at least. And theoretically you should be immune to any actual physical deformities of the brain like dementia so any losing of the mind is dependant on one's own mental fortitude. The only downside I see is the difficulty in obtaining enough human blood to survive without being exposedQuote:
Originally Posted by AyenLiving forever and slowly losing your mind while everything you know falls and is replaced and you're all that's left when the world ends, I'd imagine.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mister Adequate
Plus there's always the the old "having to kill people by draining their blood in order to stay alive" thing. Unless you're planning to subsist on stealing from blood banks, which would still end up resulting in someone's death at some point down the line.Quote:
Originally Posted by blackmage_nuke
Has anybody here seen Only Lovers Left Alive? Where to get the blood from is kind of a central thing there.
Amazing movie, by the way. I highly recommend it.
Well I was thinking just drain enough to survive or drain small amounts from multiple humans, no need to kill anyone. What would be great is if I could find a permanent blood donor and in exchange for 20 years worth of blood I would turn them into a vampire and hopefully if vampirism becomes widespread enough it would be the new societal norm like becoming an adult when you turn 18, you pay your blood dues and become a vampire when you turn 25 (if you choose)Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. CarnelianPlus there's always the the old "having to kill people by draining their blood in order to stay alive" thing. Unless you're planning to subsist on stealing from blood banks, which would still end up resulting in someone's death at some point down the line.Quote:
Originally Posted by blackmage_nuke
Also apparantly blood can only be stored for 6 weeks so if possible, and if it doesnt have any adverse effects from drinking I'd try find where theyre dumping unused blood and take that
I've never heard of it before now, so I'm going to have to look into it. I looked it up on Wikipedia and it sounds amazing.Quote:
Originally Posted by Fynn
For why vampirism as the norm would be a terrible idea, see the film 'Daybreakers'. There wouldn't be enough blood to go around. Also, the more people you drain blood from, the more likely you are to get caught. Every drainee you leave alive is another person who knows what you look like and can report you to the authorities.Quote:
Originally Posted by blackmage_nuke
Anywho, between Jehovah's Witnesses and vampires at my door, I've got to say I'd rather have a Jehovah's Witness. In my experience they can actually be really good for a chat, they leave if you say you're not interested, and they don't try to kill you and/or suck your blood. In fact, I'm fairly sure they'd turn down your blood even if you offered it and they needed it (no blood transfusions IS one of their things, right?). Oooo, imagine what a hard time a Jehovah's Witness would have if they were turned into a vampire!
Wow. Don't know if you've been lucky with your JWs or if I've been incredibly unlucky with mine.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Carnelian
Jehovah's Witnesses have tried to kill you? Are you sure it wasn't actually a vampire at your door?Quote:
Originally Posted by FynnWow. Don't know if you've been lucky with your JWs or if I've been incredibly unlucky with mine.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Carnelian
A vampire won't cross your doorstep unless you invite it in though
Give him my "rare" steaks.
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