I should have nominated in all male, non-staff categories. ALL OF THEM. Best Writer is ME and I'm not even on the Ballot. I'M CALLING SHENANIGANS ON THIS AWARD SHOW!!! SHENANIGANS!!! THIS IS WORSE THAN WHEN SHAKESPHERE IN LOVE WON BEST PICTURE!!!

The Thompson is not happy about this. Mark my words, I AM NOT HAPPY ABOUT THIS.