Family Guy, 'cause it's freaking awesome.

I want to see your rants about stuff that ails your gears in a way that is grinding. There are many things that grind on my gears and could probably go on for ages with this crap, and for that very reason I better end this sentence right now before I start ranting about how much stuff I could rant about. Stuff that irritates me :

Smoking. Wtf (<-extreme emphasis on this acronym right here) is that about?

"Hello can you give me some cancer later on in life please, oh and make me smell bad too."
"Sure, but in exchange I want all your moniez"
"You got yourself a deal brother!"

Stupidity beyond the deepest reaches of my comprehension.

Christianity (or in fact any religion) taught in Schools. When I was much more young and naive they almost got me to believe in that crap. School is supposed to educate children, not brainwash them.

Strangely enough in early years of school the teachers get children to play a game called "chinese whisper" (I'm sure I don't need to explain this game to you) which was supposed to teach children not to believe tales passed on from one person to another to another - contradicting much? And do you remember there was always that idiot who would completely change what ever the person said to them before he passed it to you? The Jesus of chinese whisper no less.

The wheather on the news. Why don't people realise that they go through every possible outcome? It's like; "It might rain or it could be sunny now I shall proceed to wave my hands around this fancy map of England and I'll be sure to bend over so you can look at my ass to distract you from the fact that I am talking absolute testicles that was the wheather back to you Jim." "Thanks Heidi you filthy whore, we should totally make out after we finish broadcasting btw."

Now you go.