It takes a real man to be able to contain the power of the Universe. E-peen0r over 9000, strength of millions of people, the arrogance of a beast that with a single horn displaces three, a man who can't be satisfied, no prayers, and stomps it out when the chorus is brought in.
Yes, I am listening to Linkin Park while writing this. Ideally, your image of an ego-man should look like this:
... but to those who fail to reach this unattainable level, there's the next best thing, the EoFF Egotistical Member Award. Second-ideally, your image should be of a person who, by his very presence causes you to crawl into yourself, a man who when possibly offended, will rage back in various imstruments of bloody death. This person, the highest of all mother'd egos can only fight back with a stringent riposte of scathing insult.
It's almost as though the ground beneath his feet elevated, instinctively programmed there for him. Raise your head high, and whoever wins will be at the top. I don't think his sweater will be stained with blood, though. From the "fysics major," the former Diablo II player (who should totally start playing again), Wonderbread-boy-toy, to the celestial being, random chocobo, Indiana Jones wanna-be, former best newbie, needlessly awesome, blown-to-itty-biddy-shreds-fromcollectiontoomanybombsizepowerupsandlosingtoSiriusintheN64game-mashingtheStartbuttonasfastaspossibletounlockthespeciallevels, and the ever present "lolaznasl," who does EoFF think is close enough to scratch Kamina-sama's face?
Yes, I insulted all of you. Deal. Maybe you should send me an indignant PM. Yeah, do that. Especially you, DragonDudeLargeNumberEquis.