You're a bitch and I hope you die. You're clearing being Canadian-ist.Originally Posted by Psychotic
You're a bitch and I hope you die. You're clearing being Canadian-ist.
Thanks, guys. I'd like to dedicate my win to the following: Wales, Everton FC and Gordon Brown. I mention Mr. Brown specifically because I think it's the closest he'll come to winning anything at all for quite some time.
Not my words Carol, the words of Top Gear magazine.
And the Ciddie goes to...
Bunny
Bunny...12
God...11
It was close!
BUN BUN!!! <33333 MY SWEET BUN BUN!!!!
God is totally bitter NOW.
Congrats Bunny.
Congrats on getting the ciddie, Heath!
'nother point plz.
kthxbai
(Apparently I've learned the way ofguessingEoFF)
Wow I came close to winning one.
In your big, fat, ugly, ginger face, Paul.
30) Horniest Member
The Nominees
~*~Celes~*~
Aerith's Knight
Blue Harvest
Neocracker
Nominus Experse
Psychotic
Pureghetto
Rye
Prediction Party
Who they predicted to win...
Dynast-Kid: Rye
Harle-Quin: Blue Harvest
Zeldy: ~*~Celes~*~
Jessweeee♪: Neocracker
Denmark: Rye
Psychotic: Aerith's Knight
Sagensyg: Nominus Experse
Goldenboko: Nominus Experse
Loony BoB: Blue Harvest
Heath: Rye
Jojee: RyeLevian: Blue Harvest
Flying Mullet: Blue Harvest
Rantzien: Blue Harvest
Lekana: Aerith's Knight
Sir Lancealot: Pureghetto
Shiny: Aerith's Knight
Demon Dude: Nominus Experse
Old Manus: Blue Harvest
Miriel: Rye
qwertyxsora: Blue Harvest
Prediction Party Favourite: Blue Harvest (8/21 - 38.1%)
Prediction Party Runner Up: Rye (5/21 - 23.8%)
The Speech
Over to you, Rantzien.
Thank you, Award Girl!
Looking at this award in certain fonts, you might think it says "Homiest member", but let me assure you that it doesn't. There are three main reasons for this:
- It would be a stupid award.
- There is a tiny space between the 'r' and the 'n'.
- It would really be a stupid ass award.
Having deduced this, it's only logical to conclude that this award is meant for the horniest member of our merry family. Now, we're all young, our hormones are raging, probably more so than those of the average group of senile old men. There is certainly nothing to be ashamed of with this award, seeing as the nominees are all in their teens or barely out of them, except for PG who really should know better than to end up in such a fishy crowd.
However! There are those of us who excel at leaving our autacoids to run the scene. Those who seem willing to go great lengths to feel a sensual touch, a tickling of one's toes, or just to see someone strike a daring pose in a photo thread on an internet forum. Never mind their dubious motives, these are the nominees!
~*~Celes~*~
A dainty young lass who doesn't miss a chance to flaunt her equally dainty young lad, ~*~Celes~*~ is surely a worthy nominee. Who knows what ideas the distance between the two lovebirds spawns in her? What does she do with all his pictures? What is she hiding in her chiffonier? Where did I put my egg boiler? And was it really that useful in the end?
Aerith's Knight
Dennis rhymes with Tennis, which I'm sure we all know is a sport designed to be able to get underskirt photographs of athletic females. This leads me to the conclusion that Aerith's Knight has devious motives behind his every action. Moreover, his signatures often hint to a liking of lightly dressed pixel ladies, but that's beside the point because don't we all.
Blue Harvest
If you want to find a post by Blue Harvest, just look beneath a post of most any female member on this here site. Never late with a compliment or a word of comfort for the ladies, he certainly is a Don Juan of the great computer network we call Internet. But you know what happened to Don Juan? He has sexy time with a girl and is dragged to hell by the statue of her father. Sounds to me like Blue Harvest needs to be wary of statues!
Neocracker
Penetrating the shell of this strapping young man, I strongly believe, lies in "cracking" the secret of his name. In doing so, I visited dictionary.com and fount out that "Neo" means "Near-earth object". And you know an object which is near(ly) earth? Cocaine. "Cracker", according to our always-reliable dictionary.com, is "a person or thing that cracks". Well, there you have it! Neocracker is quite obviously a fan of crack cocaine. Very naughty! This argument has lead me nowhere but he is on this list, so he must indeed be quite horny! Good choice, nominators!
Nominus Experse
"First to the party, last to the snacks bowl", my grandfather once said to me. I probably dreamt that, because he's long departed and would never say such a thing. I don't even know what it means. Regardless, I have a feeling it might be a good motto for Nominus Experse, who is famed for comments such as "I like yogurt and vaginas" and "Electrical impulses relay my thoughts, from neuron to neuron, and in this, I am". Pretty disgusting, Nominus!
Psychotic
Well, I'm afraid there is little discussion here. Psychotic, or as some of us who know him well like to call him, Psychotic34, is pretty damn horny. I'll step back and let these testimonies speak for themselves.
Pureghetto
PG is an old man, so he probably likes patriarchism and sexism and stuff, right? Right. This means he has probably pinched the bottom of a waitress at any and every opportunity he's gotten. That's pretty horny, PG, and you should watch out before I call the pedophile squad on you! And I don't mean those who catch pedophiles, either. You're a bad, bad man and you ought to be put behind bars. I can't believe what you did to those children!
Rye
xD Nice speech~
Haha xD Loved the speech, Rantz!
Awesome speech. I clearly need to be more classless, so people actually realize what a goddamn font of sex I am. GOGOGOGORYE!
Blue Harvest should win this. If he does, I will make him a superhero suit.
