View Poll Results: Which Willy Wonka is creepier?

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  • The old version of Willy Wonka (Gene Wilder)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Azar View Post
    If you didn't find the acid trip boat scene in the original Willy Wonka creepy, I don't understand how you judge humankind.

    However, I will take Gene Wilder over Johnny Depp any day.
    I agree wholeheartedly and quite fervently so. The original Willy Wonka movie is one of my all-time favorite movies; I hated the remake. The creepiness of Gene Wilder is what made the movie so great in my eyes.

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    Both movies sucked.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Avarice-ness View Post
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    Heeeee, don't you know it. They had the old one on, which of course I watched, but I had to change the channel as soon as the new version came on. xD


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    Quote Originally Posted by Azar View Post
    If you didn't find the acid trip boat scene in the original Willy Wonka creepy, I don't understand how you judge humankind.

    However, I will take Gene Wilder over Johnny Depp any day.
    exaclty what I think when I was little we watched this movie in class and like four kids cried during that part so my teacher FF through the rest of it and watching that I got scared. And yes Gene Wilder was perfect for the part Johnny Depp seemed like he wanted them all to DIE!

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    The old one is great, but the new one is more like the book which makes it also great.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DK View Post
    Johnny Depp's version horrified me as well. Not because he was creepy but because he was <img src="http://forums.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/rpg_009.gif" alt="skull" /><img src="http://forums.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/rpg_009.gif" alt="skull" /><img src="http://forums.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/rpg_009.gif" alt="skull" /><img src="http://forums.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/rpg_009.gif" alt="skull" />, utterly destroyed the character of Willy Wonka. One of the worst remakes of a film in the history of cinema and he deserves to be put down for it.
    Pretty fail tbh I expected better of you

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    I seem to be part of the minority here. I like the new movie better. At least this time they actually got the name right!

    But, I don't deny that Johnny Depp's Wonka is horribly creepy. Although, that's why I liked the character. Creepy in just the right way. xD
    Gene Wilder is not creepy in the right way.

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    I can't watch Johnny Depp's portrayal of Wonka without feeling like Tim Burton is in front of me, jumping up and down crashing cymbals together and yelling "I'm Tim Burton! This is a Tim Burton movie!!!" Wilder seems to me very much like the Willy Wonka from the book, so I prefer his performance.
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    Quote Originally Posted by I'm my own MILF View Post
    Pretty fail tbh I expected better of you :(
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cz View Post
    I can't watch Johnny Depp's portrayal of Wonka without feeling like Tim Burton is in front of me, jumping up and down crashing cymbals together and yelling "I'm Tim Burton! This is a Tim Burton movie!!!" Wilder seems to me very much like the Willy Wonka from the book, so I prefer his performance.
    Bwhahhaah. xD I felt much the same. I mean, I like his movies, but this one was just... over the top.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Cz View Post
    I can't watch Johnny Depp's portrayal of Wonka without feeling like Tim Burton is in front of me, jumping up and down crashing cymbals together and yelling "I'm Tim Burton! This is a Tim Burton movie!!!" Wilder seems to me very much like the Willy Wonka from the book, so I prefer his performance.
    Yeah, this is why I didn't like the new one.

    Plus, I love Gene Wilder for all the other stuff he's done.
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    I love the old Wonka, wasn't a fan of the new portrayal at all.

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    Do you know why the old Wonka's better? The flips when he's first shown. I love that bit. It shows that Willy Wonka is a big liar and can't be trusted.

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    I have never seen the original movie, but I liked Johnny Depp's interpretation a lot. Sure he's kinda creepy, but in a good and peculiar way.

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