In context quotes that are still pretty funny

[rubah]

Paste things that are funny. I guess that could include I cried aloud with mirth and merrimentcats, but why not try harder!?

<rubah> if you had to move somewhere outside of PA tomorrow
<rubah> where would it be?
<enano> Phoenix
<rubah> y?
<FacelessBanter> WHY
<FacelessBanter> SUCH A WASTELAND
<FacelessBanter> CONCRETE JUNGLE OF HEAT
<FacelessBanter> YOU DIE BY BAKING

It makes me think of warm gooey chocolate chip cookies, which really wouldn't be such a bad way to die

[Quindiana Jones]

lolcats made me laugh out loud.

[oddler]

No matter how many times I read these posts, I still laugh.

Pens. I chew the ends off pens all the time, and suck out the ink. You might think this is a little weird, but I say ghurghbl.

and second you are not thread started and to not a joke it is a what if.

[rubah]

omg quin, I totally was not expecting the Laughed With Mirth and Merrimentvolution xD

[Lawr]

Parker.

I love girl poopz on my head and neck.

sorry about the swine flu I cried aloud with mirth and merriment ill just do a dance

[Rantz]

Yes, Parker has been doing some funnies lately.

I like to grab my Girlfriends buttocks real hard in public places so she screams in front of everyone!


Just kidding I dont have a girlfriend and my loneliness is crushing!!! Heh!

[Kawaii Ryûkishi]

The music when you select a monster in Mega Man 4.

A "monster"?

[Rye]

Yes, Parker has been doing some funnies lately.

I like to grab my Girlfriends buttocks real hard in public places so she screams in front of everyone!


Just kidding I dont have a girlfriend and my loneliness is crushing!!! Heh!

I almost peed myself when I read that from him.

And, of course:

Usually wetting myself is <i>why</i> I am excited, not the other way around.

[Madame Adequate]

you can vore if you wanna
you can eat your friends alive

One of the funniest things she's ever said to me, I think I broke a rib laughing

[Rye]

C'mon, safety vore. Safety vore. Is it safe to vore. Is it safe to vore.

[Jowy]

[18:51] * Marluxia (foamin@the.gash) has joined #eoff
[18:51] &lt;Sagensyg> Gangrape. Something 5 out of 6 people enjoy.
[18:52] &lt;Bunny> That's a wonderful thing to enter to

[rubah]

I read that as gan-grape at first and thought saglet was making a joke about purple drank :X

[Rantz]

(19:05:23) DarkCloud: have you gotten rid of that pervy old man yet?
[...]
(19:05:48) sk: sadly he still clings to me with his life
(19:05:55) DarkCloud: I didnt mean BoB
(19:06:02) sk: oooooooooh
(19:06:03) sk: xDDD

[Shauna]

xDDD That's awesome.

[Lawr]

[18:51] * Marluxia (foamin@the.gash) has joined #eoff
[18:51] &lt;Sagensyg> Gangrape. Something 5 out of 6 people enjoy.
[18:52] &lt;Bunny> That's a wonderful thing to enter to

Part two.

[11:54:22] * DSoChaos (EoFFLurker@eyesonff-F187A9BB.phnx.qwest.net) has joined #eoff
[11:54:29] &lt;Shiny> I do it because I love you Lawrence
[11:54:31] &lt;Shiny> Now bend over
[11:54:49] &lt;DSoChaos> Well this is a strange part of convo to join in at