I blame all the stories of people hiding razor blades in apples, injecting drugs into damaged wrapped candy, needles in popcorn balls, and basically anything else the media likes to scare the public about and give bad people ideas!

I am turning my front yard into a graveyard and going to hide in a coffin to scare bypassers! Also, candy; I will hand it out to all those whose pacemakers have not gone out! Oh, and children get candy too, I suppose!