Not at all about a precocious child (I don't believe), just an adorable one in general, but it's a story about some kid on the bus that I felt must be told.
The kid and his mother were talking about Christmas, and the mother was asking him what he wanted from Santa. The kid soon started asking what the Mum was getting from Santa, to which she answered "Santa doesn't bring me presents. He only brings you and other children presents." Upon hearing this, the kid grabbed his Mum's hand and said "Don't worry, Mummy. I'll buy you presents, so we will have the same amount to open on Christmas!"
It was adorable through and though.
True, but he's parroting so I don't think I'm impressed. And at one point while he's packing his bags he doesn't make any sense at all. I don't care, though, his "running in those little high heels" comment infuriated me beyond anything else
Oh, and this is what I like about kids:
I like the sound their faces make when they connect with my boots.
Also, I laughed so hard at the mental image of bacon boy getting attacked by wolves. xD