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    Quote Originally Posted by Rye View Post
    What do you like most about kids
    When they don't do anything. Or say anything. And are about a hundred feet away from me. And out of my line of sight.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Old Manus View Post
    YES. This is the video that instantly came to mind when I saw the first post. Amusing and horrifying.

    Rye made this!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Moon Rabbits View Post
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    This video makes me feel sick because you know that this kid learned to interact with women this way by following his father's example.
    Gotta admit, he conveys his emotions coherently, something most kids can't do. I thought he laid down his irrational smackdown quite eloquently! Kinda makes me want to give him a cookie, and then smack him while he eats it.

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    Not at all about a precocious child (I don't believe), just an adorable one in general, but it's a story about some kid on the bus that I felt must be told.

    The kid and his mother were talking about Christmas, and the mother was asking him what he wanted from Santa. The kid soon started asking what the Mum was getting from Santa, to which she answered "Santa doesn't bring me presents. He only brings you and other children presents." Upon hearing this, the kid grabbed his Mum's hand and said "Don't worry, Mummy. I'll buy you presents, so we will have the same amount to open on Christmas!"

    It was adorable through and though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Momiji View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Moon Rabbits View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Old Manus View Post
    This video makes me feel sick because you know that this kid learned to interact with women this way by following his father's example.
    Gotta admit, he conveys his emotions coherently, something most kids can't do. I thought he laid down his irrational smackdown quite eloquently! Kinda makes me want to give him a cookie, and then smack him while he eats it.
    True, but he's parroting so I don't think I'm impressed. And at one point while he's packing his bags he doesn't make any sense at all. I don't care, though, his "running in those little high heels" comment infuriated me beyond anything else

    Oh, and this is what I like about kids:

    Quote Originally Posted by Captain Maxx Power View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Rye View Post
    What do you like most about kids
    When they don't do anything. Or say anything. And are about a hundred feet away from me. And out of my line of sight.

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    I like the sound their faces make when they connect with my boots.

    Also, I laughed so hard at the mental image of bacon boy getting attacked by wolves. xD

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