I had a fight with my friend after a party that consisted of vodka and no prior eating, so I ended up walking home in the frozen tundra of Rhode Island, falling on snow and ice, and spooning it for comfort while crying.

It sounds really sad, but it's probably the funniest thing I've ever heard me do.

I had a friend once who was so drunk I had to bring her over for a night to make sure she would be okay, and when I gave her my spare PJs (Chinese food cuisine PJs!), she (being asian and my asian drama buddy) rolls her eyes in all her drunken stupor and says "Jess? Asian PJs? You would." and prompty goes to sleep.