I love the fact that they made a sequel to Taken, just for the jokes that have occurred because of it.
I love the fact that they made a sequel to Taken, just for the jokes that have occurred because of it.
Language.Originally Posted by Jiro
There's another one that's a little bit longer, including him being Aslan and Zeus and basically saying he's the epitome of badass and if you try to mess with him he will absolutely decimate you.?
Which is why a part of me hates the idea of Taken 2 as nobody in their right mind would smurf with him again.
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Liam Neeson don't care if you're a dog. He will get you.
Liam Neeson died for your sins.
He always come back, more pissed off than before.
Death in no way revokes or reduces badassity.
lol Not always. A halucination for Bruce... a Jedi spectre for Obi-Wan... heh
Jack: How do you know?
Will: It's more of a feeling really.
Jack: Well, that's not scientific. Feeling isn't knowing. Feeling is believing. If you believe it, you can't know because there's no knowing what you believe. Then again, no one should believe what they know either. Once you know anything that anything becomes unbelievable if only by virtue of the fact you now... know it. You know?
Will: No.
If Demolition Man were remade today
Huxley: What's wrong? You broke contact.
Spartan: Contact? I didn't even touch you.
Huxley: Don't you want to make love?
Spartan: Is that what you call this? Why don't we just do it the old-fashioned way?
Huxley: NO!
Spartan: Whoa! Okay, calm down.
Huxley: Don't tell me to calm down!
Spartan: What's gotten into you? 'Cause it sure as hell wasn't me.
Huxley: Physical relations in the way of intercourse are no longer acceptable John Spartan.
Spartan: What? Why the hell not?
Huxley: It's the law, John. And for your information, the very idea that you suggested it makes me feel personally violated.
Spartan: Wait a minute... violated? Huxley what the hell are you accusing me of here?
Huxley: You need to leave, John.
Spartan: But Huxley.
Huxley: Get out!
Moments later Spartan is arrested for "violating" Huxley.
By the way, that's called satire. Get over it.
Ra's al Ghul's legacy lived on in the League of Shadows. Qui-Gon Jinn became more powerful with his death. Death did not prevent Aslan from freeing his world.
I genuinely felt bad when he was disappointed in me for giving Megaton a nuclear makeover.
He's the voice of asian? that makes perfect sense now!
I also did not become a fan of him until Taken, which was a shame because he's also in Star Wars 1 (or 4...whatever) in the batman trilogy, etc etc.
Star Wars 1 should never be spoken of. Ever.
Save for in discussion of its remake.
Jack: How do you know?
Will: It's more of a feeling really.
Jack: Well, that's not scientific. Feeling isn't knowing. Feeling is believing. If you believe it, you can't know because there's no knowing what you believe. Then again, no one should believe what they know either. Once you know anything that anything becomes unbelievable if only by virtue of the fact you now... know it. You know?
Will: No.
If Demolition Man were remade today
Huxley: What's wrong? You broke contact.
Spartan: Contact? I didn't even touch you.
Huxley: Don't you want to make love?
Spartan: Is that what you call this? Why don't we just do it the old-fashioned way?
Huxley: NO!
Spartan: Whoa! Okay, calm down.
Huxley: Don't tell me to calm down!
Spartan: What's gotten into you? 'Cause it sure as hell wasn't me.
Huxley: Physical relations in the way of intercourse are no longer acceptable John Spartan.
Spartan: What? Why the hell not?
Huxley: It's the law, John. And for your information, the very idea that you suggested it makes me feel personally violated.
Spartan: Wait a minute... violated? Huxley what the hell are you accusing me of here?
Huxley: You need to leave, John.
Spartan: But Huxley.
Huxley: Get out!
Moments later Spartan is arrested for "violating" Huxley.
By the way, that's called satire. Get over it.
Unless you watch The Phantom Edit which is actually a surprisingly tolerable version.
Okay, I will tell my Liam Neeson story.
So it was back in Freshman year in uni. I believe it was 2008 or 2009. My introduction to production class professor at the time was friends with the director of this movie called, After Life starring Christina Ricci. Incidentally, it also starred Liam Neeson. They happened to be shooting a few scenes in New York so he invited my class to a viewing of an autopsy scene and the scene where she looks in to a mirror and it gets foggy from her breath. If you haven't seen the movie: very general plot is that a girl supposedly dies in a car accident, but then when she wakes up in the morgue, she's talking.
So we get there, and watch the scene with tiny little Christina Ricci. They do the scene about thirty times or something ridiculous like that because the D.P. (Director of Photography) kept saying, "I SEE NO FOG WHERE IS THE FOG WE NEED MORE FOG".
After that in walks in Mr. Neeson with his bad self. They shoot the scene where she's lying there under the sheet. Liam doesn't realize the huge group of teenagers and 20-somethings watching him the first take. So they shoot. We see him in his element; sternly looking down at Christina Ricci. The director yells, "CUT" and some dude claps. Neeson turns around abruptly. He looks at him and gives him the dirtest look I've ever seen, well actually...third dirtest. The first was some racist white lady and the second was from Catherine Zeta-Jones to the papparazi.
Anyway, Neeson walks over to the director and whispers something in his ear. Then the director kindly tells us that we must leave the set momentarily as they shoot this scene. So we all exit, but we can still hear what's going on. We hear, "ACTION" and they start shooting. Halfway through Neeson, yells "GET THIS IDIOT OFF THE SET". I don't know entirely wtf happened, but the same clapping guy had stayed when everyone else left. So yeah, a bit of an anti-climatic story, but basically never smurf with Neeson.
streme Wheelie
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Fallout 3, brah. Liam Neeson is yo dad.
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