Okay, I will tell my Liam Neeson story.

So it was back in Freshman year in uni. I believe it was 2008 or 2009. My introduction to production class professor at the time was friends with the director of this movie called, After Life starring Christina Ricci. Incidentally, it also starred Liam Neeson. They happened to be shooting a few scenes in New York so he invited my class to a viewing of an autopsy scene and the scene where she looks in to a mirror and it gets foggy from her breath. If you haven't seen the movie: very general plot is that a girl supposedly dies in a car accident, but then when she wakes up in the morgue, she's talking.

So we get there, and watch the scene with tiny little Christina Ricci. They do the scene about thirty times or something ridiculous like that because the D.P. (Director of Photography) kept saying, "I SEE NO FOG WHERE IS THE FOG WE NEED MORE FOG".

After that in walks in Mr. Neeson with his bad self. They shoot the scene where she's lying there under the sheet. Liam doesn't realize the huge group of teenagers and 20-somethings watching him the first take. So they shoot. We see him in his element; sternly looking down at Christina Ricci. The director yells, "CUT" and some dude claps. Neeson turns around abruptly. He looks at him and gives him the dirtest look I've ever seen, well actually...third dirtest. The first was some racist white lady and the second was from Catherine Zeta-Jones to the papparazi.

Anyway, Neeson walks over to the director and whispers something in his ear. Then the director kindly tells us that we must leave the set momentarily as they shoot this scene. So we all exit, but we can still hear what's going on. We hear, "ACTION" and they start shooting. Halfway through Neeson, yells "GET THIS IDIOT OFF THE SET". I don't know entirely wtf happened, but the same clapping guy had stayed when everyone else left. So yeah, a bit of an anti-climatic story, but basically never smurf with Neeson.