HE JUST PEED ON MY SHOE
Wtf. I don't even. I go to take a bathroom break today, and normally, I never use a urinal if it means gonna be standing directly next to another dude. I think it's courteous to give space. But today I approached at the same time as some other guy and said to hell with it! He was an obese old dude at my work. And as he whipped it out to go, he peed directly on my shoe. WHAT THE smurf?
What has someone done to completely gross you out lately?
The other day on not one but two occasions I went to the restroom, people had left the disposable seat covers behind.
why
I have seen things that cannot be unseen, I'll just say that much -_-
this smurfing guy at work will ALWAYS use the middle urinal when the far-right one is open. he'll proceed to make weird grunting noises the entire time and then just walk out of the men's room without washing his hands. now i grab a paper towel every single time i have to open the handle of the door!
I was in the computer suite today, and this guy was just sat there, chewing with his mouth open and he kept sniffing back all his snotty mucus-y trout instead of just blowing his smurfing nose.
Ewwwwww
Went to this newish Asian restaurant with my girlfriend recently. I say newish not because it was just built, I say new because I'd never noticed it before we went there, and now I can't not notice it when we drive by.
We order our food and I make a bathroom run. The men and women's rooms were like two closets seated next to each other, and the sink was outside on the adjacent wall. I come out and wash my hands the girl who rang us up goes in. I don't really feel like I was there for an abnormal amount of time. I mean, I like to give my hands a thorough scrub after doing my business because I'm a bit of a germaphobe, and I'm not sure how long a girl pees on average, but it seemed a few seconds after she went in I hear the toilet flush, she makes her way out and completely walks by the sink and heads into the kitchen. I'm already grossed out enough by this but as I sit down she comes walking out with our food.
SHE TOUCHED MY PLATE WITH HER DIRTY HANDS!
I work at a hospital, so take your pick of disgusting things done to me.
I would have cock-punched him. (SPOILER)Right...in...the nutsack.Originally Posted by Goldenboko
Some person took a dump at my work, left some on the toilet, on the floor, and in the hallway........
Last edited by Flaming Ice; 10-31-2012 at 09:12 PM.
While I was working at Dollar Tree, summer job in high school, I had a customer sneeze directly in my face over the counter.
It was a ridiculously wet sneeze and this guy doesn't even say "Oh sorry I seem to have nose ejaculated all over your face let me get you a tissue."
No. He just stands there like a jackass waiting for me to give him his change.
Because I'm one hell of a butler.
Hallway?
Because I'm one hell of a butler.
If someone PEED ON ME, they would not walk out of the restroom alive.
He either REALLY likes you or he REALLY hates you
Kefka's coming, look intimidating!
Have a nice day!!
One time when I was working at JPS, a doctor ran up to me in the hallway and handed me a dirty bedpan, then ran inside the nearest room. I've never been so grossed out ever again, and that is why I quit my medical career.
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