feckin crows!!
Hmm...
Seems legit.
"One does not simply choose between Black and White magic."
Awesome picture courtesy of Lockharted. Thank you!
I heard Gerry Boyle used to be a professional scarecrow, until the crafty Russians invented a better system.
Feck and eejit use to come out of my nan's mouth a lot when I was a kid.
You hold my heart in your manly hands I wanna feel the throb of your handsome gland. I wanna hold you tight like a newborn kitten, against my flesh like a cashmere mitten. Tickly tick, I'm makin' skin bump heaven and all the way down it's lookin' cleanly shaven. Prickety pricks, it's stubble on stubble I better slow down or I'm in real trouble. Want you, touch you, feel you, taste you! Knick knack whacky whack 'till I see the man stew. spin you around let me see that hole! I'm a tunnelin' in a like a short hair mole. Once I'm inside I'm gonna leave a trace, half in there and half on that face! One finger, two finger, there fingers gone! Mano a mano I love you John!
it's real, it made the news. Not major news obviously there too much riot going on on now but the 'and finally' part
Feckin' birds again
"What would you say to a nice cup of tea?"
"FECK OFF, CUP!"