quality posting of the highest degree.

[Bubba]

WHAT? NEVER TRIED PEANUT BUTTER EVER? IN YOUR LIFE?

Peanut butter is a thing in England. C'mon, man. xD

Indeed, and I don't think it's an unpopular thing over here in the UK either. No excuse.

Something is wrong with you. I have never seen someone ever go at the thought of peanut butter.

Bubba isn't human.

YOU CAN NEVER GO WRONG WITH PEANUT BUTTER.

This is fact.

There is no right answer to this question because both answers are right.

Either they have and simply haven't advertised that fact to you, or the UK is truly a miserable place.

I understand there's different cultures everywhere, but the idea of someone viewing peanut butter as this bizarre, exotic delicacy from some foreign land still sounds ludicrous to my brain.

It's like if we freaked out over tea. "You mean they dry some weed, crush it, poor hot water over it, and drink that? "

I've had tea enough. It's certainly not as big here as there, and I know people that have never enjoyed a cup of hot tea. Still, it's smurfing TEA!

Just to give you our perspective. I'm cracking up. Don't take this badly, Bubba. It's not meant as mean spirited.

Wow, then I guess the only thing left for me to do is try the damn stuff.

The was probably a bit extreme... especially as I've never tried peanut butter. Right then, when I get home tonight I will post a picture of my first taste of this seemingly remarkable substance and give you my verdict. I suppose the only question that still remains is the first one that was posed...

Smooth or crunchy?

[Shorty]

for the love of all that is holy, you must get crunchy.

spread that trout on a piece of toast, let it get a little melty, and then nom on it.

[Bubba]

I should probably just get a small pot of both so I can choose a side. Then I will truly belong...

...in this thread.

[Quindiana Jones]

No. Bollocks to smooth. It's what you get if you can't find any crunchy. Get crunchy. Get your favourite jam. Toast some bread. Spread crunchy on toast. Spread jam on crunchy. Bask in the exotic wonderment.

[Faris]

Every morning for breakfast I will have peanut butter on something.

[Bubba]

This trout is expensive! I went for the Supermarket's own brand as I'm a cheap bastard...

Who will win out???

The choices of Master Bubba....JPG

[Jowy]

Be sure to toast your bread prior to consuming!

[Quindiana Jones]

Indeed!

I'm looking forward to this. I wish I had some peanut butter, though.

[Mirage]

I don't always eat peanut butter, but when I do, it's crunchy.

It's not really a big thing in Norway either, but I've eaten it a few times in my life. It's all right, but I prefer other stuff on my sliced bread.

[Jinx]

Starting out crunchy might be a bit too much for him. He needs to level up first.

Also, don't listen to these people telling you to eat it on toast. Just eat it with a spoon.

[Rantz]

A spoon? Who needs utensils; just stick your tongue down there and taste the glory.

[sharkythesharkdogg]

I forgot to actually weigh in on my opinion.

It's smooth honey roasted peanut butter on non-toasted bread. How am I the only one to bring up honey roased?!?!? There are no better options you asinine freaks!

Bubba, try honey roasted peanut butter. Smooth. Thank me later.

[Jowy]

Next we'll scratch each others backs for vermin. Use proper etiquette and spread your peanut butter on a bagel or finely toasted whole wheat bread. You're more graceful than that and peanut butter gets messy.

[Shauna]

I forgot to actually weigh in on my opinion.

It's smooth honey roasted peanut butter on non-toasted bread. How am I the only one to bring up honey roased?!?!? There are no better options you asinine freaks!

Bubba, try honey roasted peanut butter. Smooth. Thank me later.

Now this particular breed of peanut butter, I don't think we get this over on this side of the pond. Sounds awesome too.

Man, it has been hours. Do you think Bubba has passed out from the joy of his delicious peanut butter on some lightly toasted bread?

[NorthernChaosGod]

Eagerly awaiting Bubba's response...