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    Default Seeking free medical advice!

    Normally i'll take a cold and go with it, but I have an important event in two days time for which I dont want to have a cold but I can feel a cold coming on (not full blown yet), what do i do!?
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    Cut off your nose. Can't have a blocked nose if there's nothing to be blocked. Another positive is that it'll really spite your face.

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    Make something with ginger, chilli and garlic.
    Drink lots of Orange Juice, keep warm and rest up!

    For your sinuses I suggest something with menthol and eucalyptus.


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    According to the science what I learned at the university building, leading to me getting a fancy piece of paper that says I know stuff - if what Psy suggests doesn't work, you're probably out of luck, but you could try some Hot Lemon Drink with paracetemol just in case that'll help.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Psychotic View Post
    Cut off your nose. Can't have a blocked nose if there's nothing to be blocked. Another positive is that it'll really spite your face.
    Good advice

    Quote Originally Posted by Lockharted View Post
    Make something with ginger, chilli and garlic.
    Drink lots of Orange Juice, keep warm and rest up!

    For your sinuses I suggest something with menthol and eucalyptus.
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    I may be insane but I'm right.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Psychotic View Post
    Cut off your nose. Can't have a blocked nose if there's nothing to be blocked. Another positive is that it'll really spite your face.
    FOA

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    A trout ton of hot tea, Airborne tablets, Vick's vapor rub, cough drops, Theraflu and water. All of that crap combined.

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    Before you get better, make sure you cough all over Quin.

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    Matzoh Ball Soup. (Or chicken soup if there are no Jewish Grandmothers available)

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    I don't think there is an easy answer to this, my friend. Stock up on medications, hope for the best, and prepare for the worst.

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    High intake of vitamin C will help reduce the duration of a cold, but it will not prevent it. Given your time limit is two days? Good luck, you're screwed.

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