My mom said I was like Carlton once.
...Yay?
 Worst Insult You've Ever Received
 Worst Insult You've Ever Received
					
				My mom said I was like Carlton once.
...Yay?
 
			
			 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
				
			
			
			
				 
			
			 
			
				 
 
					
				"Hey, I bet you'd love this Final Fantasy forum I go to."
 
 
					
				I ain't even phased, brah
Wait so did she mean like
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jKlxjbhB9HE
Maybe she was complimenting your sweet moves!
Last edited by Lone Wolf Leonhart; 02-26-2013 at 09:30 AM.
 
 
					
					
						 
					
					
				My mom called me a son of a bitch once. I followed it up with a sarcastic "don't talk about my mother like that"
 
			
			 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
				
			
			
			
				 
			
			 
			
				 
 
					
				A Flat-Chested Moomin.

 
 
					
				Some kid in Jr. High called me Metallica Breath. I am still trying to figure that one out.
 
			
			 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
				
			
			
			
				 
			
			 
			
				 
 
					
					
						 
					
					
				Funniest insult I've ever received: Once I made the mistake of putting my voice on a YouTube video and leaving the comments open and before long people were telling me that I sounded like a "gay Asian with a cold."
It was actually really funny.
 
 
					
				"You look like Gary Lucy"
After stating that I look nothing like this "actor" the same person went on to say...
"Actually, you look more like Gary Lucy than Gary Lucy does"
 
 
					
				When I visited my older sis in London last summer, I was hanging out with some of her friends. I thought I was cool (I had been practizing my British accent), when one of her friends told me that I was too American.I was crushed. But to be fair, someone from London, sounds awfully a lot like someone from Utah, or something like that.
 
 
					
				The worst insults? Their all one-worders.
"Useless". "Worthless". "Pathetic".
 
 
					
				" You're so smurfing idiotic and I hope you go hang yourself with a rope ".
 
 
					
				"You need to be lazier in your work."It makes sense in context at least.
 
 
					
				Laddy, that's ridiculous. We all know Carlton is 100% bonafide heterosexual.
 
			
			 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
				
			
			
			
				 
			
			 
			
				 
 
					
					
						 
					
					
				You are a smelly pirate hooker, go back to your home on whore island.