Have a threesome with Rob and Sam.
Have a threesome with Rob and Sam.
~Teach him the ways of non-self-deprication~
Impress her with my Scottish accent, then stab her in the back because I'm one of tha bastard Eng-glish.
Go get some massages.
Originally Posted by Fynn
probably talk non-stop
Trade Pokémon.
Get drunk and watch hundreds of cat videos.
Hundreds.
Just a reminder once again that we would get stupid wasted.
Play some video games and some other stuff.
Apparently, I have been declared banished.
We would nerd out over Ace Attorney.
Drink. And then drink more. And finally, drink some more~
Drinking sounds good. I don't drink nearly enough.Minus alcohol, I would just be awkward.
Jack: How do you know?
Will: It's more of a feeling really.
Jack: Well, that's not scientific. Feeling isn't knowing. Feeling is believing. If you believe it, you can't know because there's no knowing what you believe. Then again, no one should believe what they know either. Once you know anything that anything becomes unbelievable if only by virtue of the fact you now... know it. You know?
Will: No.
If Demolition Man were remade today
Huxley: What's wrong? You broke contact.
Spartan: Contact? I didn't even touch you.
Huxley: Don't you want to make love?
Spartan: Is that what you call this? Why don't we just do it the old-fashioned way?
Huxley: NO!
Spartan: Whoa! Okay, calm down.
Huxley: Don't tell me to calm down!
Spartan: What's gotten into you? 'Cause it sure as hell wasn't me.
Huxley: Physical relations in the way of intercourse are no longer acceptable John Spartan.
Spartan: What? Why the hell not?
Huxley: It's the law, John. And for your information, the very idea that you suggested it makes me feel personally violated.
Spartan: Wait a minute... violated? Huxley what the hell are you accusing me of here?
Huxley: You need to leave, John.
Spartan: But Huxley.
Huxley: Get out!
Moments later Spartan is arrested for "violating" Huxley.
By the way, that's called satire. Get over it.
Right now, it doesn't really matter who it is I am referring too. All they would be doing is comforting me as I cry over the news of Breath of Fire VI.
Sword fight.
probably cook something with her.
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