I'm usually pretty calm, but whenever I get a little angry I can just bitch incessantly, trying so hard to use $10 words and RANDOMLY emphasizing words with NO clear PATTERN.
I'm usually pretty calm, but whenever I get a little angry I can just bitch incessantly, trying so hard to use $10 words and RANDOMLY emphasizing words with NO clear PATTERN.
Usually I'm pretty good at keeping my anger in check. The only signs of anger I'll typically display are -tsk-ing noises, heavy sighs and only giving out short, one-word answers.
If the anger persists over a longer period of time, I tend to go for a drive to let off some steam, or even just sit in the car and stew for a bit. My car serves as a bit of a relaxation zone.
I get irritable and huffy and quiet until I either explode from over-thinking about it or calm myself down and realize that it's silly to be so upset.
I get irritable and huffy until I get over it. Alternatively, depending on the severity of the anger (as in if I am super angry), I get irritable and huffy and then cry all the feeling out.
It takes ALOT to get me actually angry. Most of the time, I'll be miffed/annoyed, in which case I'll be perturbed and even confused. If I'm jokingly annoyed I'll be animated in a lively, jokey fashion while berating the person in an a jokey annoyed fashion.
But when I'm ACTUALLY angry, I turn very... cold. Cold is probably the only way to describe me actually being angry.
"smurf the smurf off you stupid smurfing twat before I smurfing hit you in the smurfing teeth with this smurfing ruler, you ing little trout."
This is how I respond to "Hello". I swear more when I'm angry.
I appear agitated and erratic because I mostly just want to flip tables and set things on fire.
Sometimes I slam doors. Sometimes I swear. Most of the time I keep it to myself unless something really pisses me off though.
Personally I love sentence enhancers, like dolphin noises from spongebob... xD But generally when I get upset/angry about something it takes me a while to process it to then deal and get over the problem. In the mean time I have a hard time not word vomitting about it to people around me xD
Internalize the hate, smile, let it fester and then drink heavily until I die.
Still better than Bruce Banner.
Boldly go.
I tend to get angry rarely; when I do, I take deep breaths and hold it in if I have to but if I'm welcome to vent it out on the person involved, I turn into a fast-talking shrew )
"I'm here for you, James. See? I'm real."
I'm not your Mary.
I try and stay quiet and calm and laid back, but.....
yeah no.
I get loud and proud with it and curse up a storm and slam doors sometimes... I'm absolutely not afraid to get in someone's face and tell them wtf is up - regardless of how much bigger they are than me (I'm only 5'0"). For the longest time, I was convinced that someday I'd get my ass kicked cuz of this.
Back when I was with my ex fiancee, I'd get so pissed off at him I'd break things. It's not something I'm proud of by any means and I've since learned to control myself better ... I've broken my MacBook, the flat screen tv my dad bought for us (me), plates, glasses, beer bottles... The 1st 2 actually were accidents, but the consequences were bad.
And what's kind of scary is that my daughter has my temper. I never act out like that in front of her.... She does it on her own ... if you mess with her too much, she -will- get pissed off and she does not care at all. It's kinda interesting to see