This trout is great.
What's the last thing you put in your mouth?
This trout is great.
What's the last thing you put in your mouth?
My fingers. Right now. Because I chew on them out of nervous habit.
Yeah, I only paint them like twice a year. Gave up trying fake nails long ago because I chewed on those, too, and plastic is icky. Also they are a devil to separate from your real nails when you try to take them off.
Candy corn. Bleh. But I wanted sugar for some reason...
Dark chocolate scorched almonds, which will soon be followed by a cup of spinach tea.
I'm going to resist the urge to make a phallus reference here as it'd simply be untrue. But I'm disappointed no-one has jumped on that opportunity yet
A pen lid.
A cocky hen.
Anti-depressants and the milk I washed them down with. Kind of boring when you think about it really.
Aulayna's penis.
My bogeys.
Okay, it was actually waffles, which were spread with butter.
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