Well okay let's see how this goes.
YOU DICK, LOCO!
No need to be such an asshole! ...why are you holding your stomach? Did you eat some bad seafood which made you cranky?
Oh well, off to the tag team match. And it turns out charliepanayi is not my foe... but my partner? And we're fighting Cid? ...who the hell is that? It's maybee apparently.
iamagod begins the fight with his patented "Beat them in the face with this bottle" move.
Wait a minute... the referee... is that... no... no it can't be...
Raistlin?!
Cid then begins to hammer me into the dust. He tosses poor iamagod right out of the ring, leaving him lying there for a good minute.
This is bad. iamagod and charliepanayi are both weakened from the last fight - they are both utter bums and so have poor recovery. Cid and maybee have full stamina, and Cid being, well, Cid, has much higher stats. There is no way I can win this fight, and if I try, Cid will pound me even worse and my stamina will be shot for the next fight too. I need to take decisive action. TIME TO GET DISQUALIFIED!
By twatting Raistlin in the face repeatedly with a fire extinguisher! ...this does not get me disqualified. Okay, plan B!
Grab a TV, smash Cid in the face, everyone wins! ...oh look, it's the Colbert Report.
Unfortunately, comedy and disaster strikes. As I am carrying this big heavy object into the ring, maybee drops me face first into the canvas... and the television, destroying both it and iamagod.
Oh dear. Humiliation in the ruins of a broken television.
Alright, alright, rub it in
Oh you don't? Well you could've fooled me, given that you insisted on fighting me and panayi when we were at half strength.
Oh. Uh. Well. Given that Cid in this universe is likely a multimillionaire promotion owner, asking for $400 seems kind of silly.
Whatever though, iamagod makes his own luck! Let's do this thing!
What's in the news today, I wonder...? Looks like some interesting articles there. (I found out how to mod those too
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Suddenly, I am called to a meeting in Cid's office... again? Really? But instead of Cid, it is Psychotic, and his enforcer, DK! And what a very interesting offer.
Oh ho... you mean that same match with the ref I just bribed? Ho ho ho ho. Very interesting.
Last Man Standing Match, you say? Very interesting indeed...