My only requested wish involves making Jason Schwarzman fall in love with me, so I don't want anything to do with your silly lamp if you can't grant it.

An unlimited supply of money would undoubtedly grant me the ability to do anything and everything that could ever make me happy, including completing my bucket list, caring for my loved ones, and a myriad of other options. I do wish I had a natural skill of some kind along the realm of art, music, or performing. I can't think of a third thing, so I'll just wish for the ability to please god let me meet Bill Murray before he dies.