Colonel

[Jiro]

And Aluminum and Aluminium aren't a case of the word being pronounced completely different from the way it's spelled. It's a case of there being two slightly different words for the same damn element. Aluminium does sound cooler though.

Ah right, I thought they were spelled exactly the same on both sides of the pond. I guess this is OK then!

Is it really okay to just delete letters whenever we feel like it, Bubb?