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    Wh is pronounced "hw(a)", so "hwy" is it spelt wh?
    Uhh, I definitely do not pronounce "wh" like it starts with an "h". You obviously just talk weird. x}
    Sorry, but I don't know what " x} " means. Are you being serious right now? People with British accents in television shows who like to act like they know better than everyone else, pronounce words with wh as "hw" as in "hwat", "hwere", "hwen", "hwy", and "cool hwip" and denounce others who don't as "uneducated simpletons". So now, where did these words originate?
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    Jack: How do you know?

    Will: It's more of a feeling really.

    Jack: Well, that's not scientific. Feeling isn't knowing. Feeling is believing. If you believe it, you can't know because there's no knowing what you believe. Then again, no one should believe what they know either. Once you know anything that anything becomes unbelievable if only by virtue of the fact you now... know it. You know?

    Will: No.

    If Demolition Man were remade today

    Huxley: What's wrong? You broke contact.
    Spartan: Contact? I didn't even touch you.
    Huxley: Don't you want to make love?
    Spartan: Is that what you call this? Why don't we just do it the old-fashioned way?
    Huxley: NO!
    Spartan: Whoa! Okay, calm down.
    Huxley: Don't tell me to calm down!
    Spartan: What's gotten into you? 'Cause it sure as hell wasn't me.
    Huxley: Physical relations in the way of intercourse are no longer acceptable John Spartan.
    Spartan: What? Why the hell not?
    Huxley: It's the law, John. And for your information, the very idea that you suggested it makes me feel personally violated.
    Spartan: Wait a minute... violated? Huxley what the hell are you accusing me of here?
    Huxley: You need to leave, John.
    Spartan: But Huxley.
    Huxley: Get out!
    Moments later Spartan is arrested for "violating" Huxley.

    By the way, that's called satire. Get over it.

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    x} is a smiley.

    Exaggerating the pronunciation is often used in a sarcastic way. I cannot even think of an example where anyone pronounces the H first except for Stewie in Family Guy that one time, and that's American. I'm not convinced you aren't imagining or inventing this concept, to be honest. It sounds simply absurd to pronounce any of those words the way they're represented. Perhaps you should provide a voice clip to make sure we're not missing something here.

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    Oh, re-heally?

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    "No. O'Reilly!"

    While "whip" is not of English origin and was never supposed to be pronounced as "hwip" as there never was an h in the word, all of the others originated as having the h at the beginning as in "hwaet" (what).

    Fun fact: "who" was originally pronounced similarly to "kwo".

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    Jack: How do you know?

    Will: It's more of a feeling really.

    Jack: Well, that's not scientific. Feeling isn't knowing. Feeling is believing. If you believe it, you can't know because there's no knowing what you believe. Then again, no one should believe what they know either. Once you know anything that anything becomes unbelievable if only by virtue of the fact you now... know it. You know?

    Will: No.

    If Demolition Man were remade today

    Huxley: What's wrong? You broke contact.
    Spartan: Contact? I didn't even touch you.
    Huxley: Don't you want to make love?
    Spartan: Is that what you call this? Why don't we just do it the old-fashioned way?
    Huxley: NO!
    Spartan: Whoa! Okay, calm down.
    Huxley: Don't tell me to calm down!
    Spartan: What's gotten into you? 'Cause it sure as hell wasn't me.
    Huxley: Physical relations in the way of intercourse are no longer acceptable John Spartan.
    Spartan: What? Why the hell not?
    Huxley: It's the law, John. And for your information, the very idea that you suggested it makes me feel personally violated.
    Spartan: Wait a minute... violated? Huxley what the hell are you accusing me of here?
    Huxley: You need to leave, John.
    Spartan: But Huxley.
    Huxley: Get out!
    Moments later Spartan is arrested for "violating" Huxley.

    By the way, that's called satire. Get over it.

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    We aren't discussing how words were historically pronounced - that is a whole different kettle of fish. Today, I have never encountered anyone, not once in my 23 years of living in the UK, who exaggerates the "wh" sound in that way. My personal anecdote is enough proof!

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    Hmm... maybe it is just how Americans rip on Brits. I've never met anyone with an English accent and I don't listen to how celebrities speak outside a show. I gotta start paying attention.

    Pistachio (of course this may just be another American idiosyncrasy)

    The suffix -tion.

    Also pretty much any name/word in Chinese. Of course this could merely be a case of not knowing how to properly represent their name in English.

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    lol sterotypes with no basis.

    I'm not sure where you get that Brits have put empahsis on the "wh" sounds. Seems more Texan to me

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    lol

    I guess it's just Stewie then.
    Jack: How do you know?

    Will: It's more of a feeling really.

    Jack: Well, that's not scientific. Feeling isn't knowing. Feeling is believing. If you believe it, you can't know because there's no knowing what you believe. Then again, no one should believe what they know either. Once you know anything that anything becomes unbelievable if only by virtue of the fact you now... know it. You know?

    Will: No.

    If Demolition Man were remade today

    Huxley: What's wrong? You broke contact.
    Spartan: Contact? I didn't even touch you.
    Huxley: Don't you want to make love?
    Spartan: Is that what you call this? Why don't we just do it the old-fashioned way?
    Huxley: NO!
    Spartan: Whoa! Okay, calm down.
    Huxley: Don't tell me to calm down!
    Spartan: What's gotten into you? 'Cause it sure as hell wasn't me.
    Huxley: Physical relations in the way of intercourse are no longer acceptable John Spartan.
    Spartan: What? Why the hell not?
    Huxley: It's the law, John. And for your information, the very idea that you suggested it makes me feel personally violated.
    Spartan: Wait a minute... violated? Huxley what the hell are you accusing me of here?
    Huxley: You need to leave, John.
    Spartan: But Huxley.
    Huxley: Get out!
    Moments later Spartan is arrested for "violating" Huxley.

    By the way, that's called satire. Get over it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lone Wolf Leonhart View Post
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    Actually, that's pronounced exactly as it's spelled. the "gn" combo in Italian is pronounced just as ñ is en español.

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    For that matter, "rendezvous" is also pronounced exactly as it's spelled, since it's French. English is weird because a large number of its words are loanwords from other languages. Knowing the pronunciations of those languages makes a lot of English's idiosyncratic pronunciations more intuitive.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mercen-X View Post
    Also pretty much any name/word in Chinese. Of course this could merely be a case of not knowing how to properly represent their name in English.
    It's pinyin. Chinese sounds using the English alphabet to make it easier to communicate. They may be the same letters, but they aren't the same sounds. C, for example, is pronounced "ts", and Zh is pronounced like a soft "g". It's a completely different language, not just "improper English".

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lockharted View Post
    Nguyen

    I called a guy at work "Ngyou-yen" for like 4 months because I didn't know any better. Then I saw it pronounced on TV or somewhere, and felt like a moron.

    I don't know who was the bigger jackass, me for not knowing or him for being too polite to say anything.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Quin View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Mercen-X View Post
    Also pretty much any name/word in Chinese. Of course this could merely be a case of not knowing how to properly represent their name in English.
    It's pinyin. Chinese sounds using the English alphabet to make it easier to communicate. They may be the same letters, but they aren't the same sounds. C, for example, is pronounced "ts", and Zh is pronounced like a soft "g". It's a completely different language, not just "improper English".
    Ah, I see. Cool, so then it does qualify.
    Jack: How do you know?

    Will: It's more of a feeling really.

    Jack: Well, that's not scientific. Feeling isn't knowing. Feeling is believing. If you believe it, you can't know because there's no knowing what you believe. Then again, no one should believe what they know either. Once you know anything that anything becomes unbelievable if only by virtue of the fact you now... know it. You know?

    Will: No.

    If Demolition Man were remade today

    Huxley: What's wrong? You broke contact.
    Spartan: Contact? I didn't even touch you.
    Huxley: Don't you want to make love?
    Spartan: Is that what you call this? Why don't we just do it the old-fashioned way?
    Huxley: NO!
    Spartan: Whoa! Okay, calm down.
    Huxley: Don't tell me to calm down!
    Spartan: What's gotten into you? 'Cause it sure as hell wasn't me.
    Huxley: Physical relations in the way of intercourse are no longer acceptable John Spartan.
    Spartan: What? Why the hell not?
    Huxley: It's the law, John. And for your information, the very idea that you suggested it makes me feel personally violated.
    Spartan: Wait a minute... violated? Huxley what the hell are you accusing me of here?
    Huxley: You need to leave, John.
    Spartan: But Huxley.
    Huxley: Get out!
    Moments later Spartan is arrested for "violating" Huxley.

    By the way, that's called satire. Get over it.

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