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    I am genuinely outraged by this. "Hannah Davis goes down south" with a photo of her pulling her knickers down? Bloody terrible pun, and I'm offended reading it.

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    Ummm....maybe I'm missing something but...isn't this par for the course for SI Swimsuit Editions?

    Is it really any worse than this, or this, or even this? I don't recall a media frenzy over any of those.

    I don't get why the internet is so terrified of female bodies as of late.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DMKA View Post
    I don't get why the internet is so terrified of female bodies as of late.
    There are probably a bunch of people who've seen Teeth and think it's a documentary.

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    Pretty sure Sports Illustrated takes a lot of topless photographs that are dangerously close to exposing boobies, if not for strategic arm positions in their poses. So, those girls are already into showing their bits off. And publicists are already into pushing the boundaries and showing everything they can get away with. In fact, I'm pretty sure this was normal even in Sports Illustrated of the 90s if I remember correctly. As was stated, it's the closest thing to porn that maturing young boys can actually purchase. Granted it's more meant to appeal to adult men with the same basic mindset and faculties but it still gets the job done its intended. They want to be Playboy without actually being Playboy. And they've pretty much cornered the market on it



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    Come to think of it, you're right; I went to a Wal-Mart the other day and I found a copy, and I looked through it, and some of the photos were in fact topless!

    And eww, UFC fighter Ronda Rousey was featured in this magazine too! The front cover states on the right edge: "Ronda Rousey delivers a knockout." She's ugly, creepy, and scary. I looked at her photoshoot just to see what she looked like in a swimsuit, and I did not like what I saw. She was featured alongside tennis player Caroline Wozniacki, who I thought looked good, but seriously, MMA and tennis? That's not a good combination. Perhaps they should have used another athlete, like someone who plays soccer or something, but not tennis.
    Is that your final answer?

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    Quote Originally Posted by SuperMillionaire View Post
    Come to think of it, you're right; I went to a Wal-Mart the other day and I found a copy, and I looked through it, and some of the photos were in fact topless!

    And eww, UFC fighter Ronda Rousey was featured in this magazine too! The front cover states on the right edge: "Ronda Rousey delivers a knockout." She's ugly, creepy, and scary. I looked at her photoshoot just to see what she looked like in a swimsuit, and I did not like what I saw. She was featured alongside tennis player Caroline Wozniacki, who I thought looked good, but seriously, MMA and tennis? That's not a good combination. Perhaps they should have used another athlete, like someone who plays soccer or something, but not tennis.
    Different strokes for different folks, my man

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    Wow, judgmental much, supermilionaire?

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    Quote Originally Posted by SuperMillionaire View Post
    Come to think of it, you're right; I went to a Wal-Mart the other day and I found a copy, and I looked through it, and some of the photos were in fact topless!

    And eww, UFC fighter Ronda Rousey was featured in this magazine too! The front cover states on the right edge: "Ronda Rousey delivers a knockout." She's ugly, creepy, and scary. I looked at her photoshoot just to see what she looked like in a swimsuit, and I did not like what I saw. She was featured alongside tennis player Caroline Wozniacki, who I thought looked good, but seriously, MMA and tennis? That's not a good combination. Perhaps they should have used another athlete, like someone who plays soccer or something, but not tennis.
    I'd like you to meet Ronda Rousey one day and say that to her face. You know, just to see how she'd react.

    (FWIW, I think she's pretty cute, but to each their own I guess)

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    She's like Wolverine from the X-Men; she's the best at what she does, but what she does (which is beating the crap out of people in an octagon-shaped cage) is not very nice. I think it's uncivilized. And all MMA fighters look creepy.
    Is that your final answer?

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    Again, that's very judgmental and rude

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    People have been very judgemental of me all thoughout my life, so why can't I be judgemental?

    That said, I would like to see fictional clones of her in video games such as Street Fighter, Tekken, and Dead or Alive.
    Is that your final answer?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Freya View Post
    Again, that's very judgmental and rude
    Come on, let's be honest. She has a face that wouldnt look out of place textured on the low-polys, in the original Metal Gear Solid on PS1.

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    Bluff. She has eyes in that picture.


    there was a picture here

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    omg you mean girls have boobies and vaginas!? OMG! I can't look!

    EDIT: Hannah Davis is super hot.

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