I do have a middle name. I don't like it much. But then, I don't like my first or last name either. This is why I just tell everyone to call me Pike.

The only plus side to my name is that it's so astoundingly common that you can put the whole thing into Google - first, middle, last - and not get a single hit that's actually me for the first 100 pages. (Possibly more, but that's when I stopped looking.)