The Zeldy and PiP Pre-Union

[Kamiko]

Well, they're getting married and tying the knot.
Congrats you two. Although why you want the ceremony in Siberia is beyond me.
And where you got gay male strippers in Siberia is a bit of a puzzle as well.
Oh well, no matter.
Shauna (yuna_elena) = Father of the Bride
Resha = Mother of the bride
Emma (spiffing Cheese) = Mother/Father
Kamiko= Impregnanted Flower Girl
Craig= Uncle Knobhead
Fairy Faris Godmother/Bride's Maid = Ashley (Faris)
Minister = SmittenKitten/Little Miss Awesome
Ring Bearer who isn't a boy, or a bear either= Rye
Father of the Groom= Sam (Parvus Edea)
The Best (wo)man= Psychotic
... so if you guys want to help (mental, all of you)
Just say what you want to do.
There'll be live music on yahoo and Shauna, Pooja(resha), Rye and Ashley (faris) are singing.
Good luck Zeldy.
STARTS Saturday at 7PM GMT

[Rye]

I want to be the ring bearer boy who is actually not a boy.

[Kamiko]

That's hot.
TOtally.

[Faris]

Hopefully I'll be back for my duties.

[Shauna]

I'll be here... I'd never miss my Daughter's Wedding! *tear*

[Kamiko]

There there Shuwana. [sticks vacuum on Shuwana's nose]

[Craig]

Can I be a wedding crasher?

[Primus Inter Pares]

I need a best man and a father of the groom

EDIT: Craig, any attempts to crash teh wedding will lead right to a bashing by the father of the bride.

[Zeldy]

Craig. You want to ruin my big day?

[Shauna]

Can I be a wedding crasher?

No!

[Craig]

But it's such a good movie.

[Kamiko]

Isn't it the wedding singer?
We don't want this to be another runaway bride.
Zeldy's much better looking than Julia Roberts.

[Rye]

Oh, can I also be the wedding singer?

[SammieBabe]

I volunteer for Father of the groom....

[Kamiko]

Oh, can I also be the wedding singer?

Okay!
It'll make up for when Yngve gets drunk and starts to sing merry Norwegian drinking tunes.
And PiP wants his daddy.