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    Default Hope this helps you, and your situation.

    You're going to have to take into account locations, and your situation. I can give you a basic outline but I can't change your situation. You're going to have to mould what I'm about to say to suit you, and your situation.
    Firstly, you've got to ask yourself this;
    Do you know someone trustworthy who drives a car? Fast?
    This is probably one of the most important aspects, but maybe not number one. You'll have to have a getaway car, otherwise you can't exactly run down the street with the weight of a male human on your weary shoulders. It wouldn't suit you, and it wouldn't suit your situation.

    The next important thing to remember is having the right materials. You're not going to be able to get him without these things;
    Rope.
    Duct tape.
    A body sized bag.

    You'll need these.

    Now, the basic principle is to catch him off guard. Preferably in an alley way, or somewhere quiet and unguarded. If you have no choice, watch out for the red guards, their eyes can shoot fire, and it takes away 2000 HP.
    Once you have manoeuvred yourself into the correct situation, you must put the sack over his head, then his whole entire body. He won't be able to struggle, much, if the bag is tight enough.
    Here comes the car. Haul him into the trunk. His screams shouldn't be too audible in there.
    Once you have him home, you may use the duct tape and rope for whatever you wish. Basically, you'll "have him".
    My best to you, ~SapphireStar~, and your situation.

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    Dive right in, guys dont like small talk.

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    What if he isnt into wrestling? What would you do then?

    More lesbian porno?
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    Love you Alive-Man
    He likes punk music, Formula 1 racing, motorbike racing and turst me, he wouldnt need the porno with yours truly

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    Flirt 'till you can't flirt any more.

    If he's interested, he'll flirt back, and so on.
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    I don't flirt.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ~SapphireStar~ View Post
    Love you Alive-Man
    He likes punk music, Formula 1 racing, motorbike racing and turst me, he wouldnt need the porno with yours truly

    WATCH ADVENT CHILDREN WITH HIM.

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    I can't believe how much spam there is in this thread.

    Maybe you should just try talking to him. Start up a conversation with him. If you don't know what to say say "Hi" and take it from there. If you really want him to know that you like him smile and stare at him straight in the eye. It should get him suspecting that you like him. Also saying something like "I think your shirt looks good on you. Then again I think anything looks good on you" may also give him the message. It's not like all girls say that to him so he'll think that you like him more than other girls do.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ~SapphireStar~ View Post
    Love you Alive-Man
    He likes punk music, Formula 1 racing, motorbike racing and turst me, he wouldnt need the porno with yours truly
    WATCH ADVENT CHILDREN WITH HIM.
    Not a good idea. Nowhere did she say he was into video games. Besides, he seems more like an athletic guy than a movie watching guy.
    Last edited by Evastio; 10-13-2006 at 03:42 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by m4tt View Post
    Grab his butt. Works for me.
    Best idea in this whole thread.

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    just let him know what you want. but don't be too available, or he won't have to work for it. heh ... heheh

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    just spend time with him when he sees that you want to hang out wiht him more and more he'll get the hint. and if you get the feeling he's interested too but wont ask you out just flat out tell him you like him if you were wrong and he doesnt have the feelings one it doesnt mean all hope is gone and besides atleast you dont have to wonder what if.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Evastio View Post
    I can't believe how much spam there is in this thread.

    Maybe you should just try talking to him. Start up a conversation with him. If you don't know what to say "Hi" and take it from there. If you really want him to know that you like him smile and stare at him straight in the eye. It should get him suspecting that you like him. Also saying something like "I think your shirt looks good on you. Then again I think anything looks good on you" may also give him the message. It's not like all girls say that to him so he'll think that you like him more than other girls do.
    Quote Originally Posted by Christmas View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by ~SapphireStar~ View Post
    Love you Alive-Man
    He likes punk music, Formula 1 racing, motorbike racing and turst me, he wouldnt need the porno with yours truly
    WATCH ADVENT CHILDREN WITH HIM.
    Not a good idea. Nowhere did she say he was into video games. Besides, he seems more like an athletic guy than a movie watching guy.
    Athletic guys never watch movies?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Christmas View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Evastio View Post
    I can't believe how much spam there is in this thread.

    Maybe you should just try talking to him. Start up a conversation with him. If you don't know what to say "Hi" and take it from there. If you really want him to know that you like him smile and stare at him straight in the eye. It should get him suspecting that you like him. Also saying something like "I think your shirt looks good on you. Then again I think anything looks good on you" may also give him the message. It's not like all girls say that to him so he'll think that you like him more than other girls do.
    Quote Originally Posted by Christmas View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by ~SapphireStar~ View Post
    Love you Alive-Man
    He likes punk music, Formula 1 racing, motorbike racing and turst me, he wouldnt need the porno with yours truly
    WATCH ADVENT CHILDREN WITH HIM.
    Not a good idea. Nowhere did she say he was into video games. Besides, he seems more like an athletic guy than a movie watching guy.
    Athletic guys never watch movies?
    NEVER.

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    hahah athletic guys can be movie guys....i am

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    seriously, males are the stupidest creatures on the planet. they can't understand subtle feelings of affection, it's all or nothing. go balls out.

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