Mine WAS (until it mysteriously disappeared!!!!!) "like God, but better." Which I think I made up when I was....completely sober to describe myself haha. IF I had one now it'd probably be something about me being a Ninja Pirate something something else (check one of my usernote pages) or the Pixie Queen (also usernotes)

BUT UNFORTUNATELY I'VE GONE ALL SCREWY AND DON'T HAVE A CUSTOM ANYMORE. Or a sig for that matter, though that was partially my fault...*not bitter*