gamespot clerk: "Whoops, Roxas, I mean 800 munny. That's if you want to buy another PS3."
Roxas: "Oh, it's easy to get that kinda munny in this game. I happen to have 99999 munny."
gamestop clerk: "Sold!"
*pop*
Sora: "Hahaha!"
Roxas: "Noooooo"
Last 4 lines of action repeat for several days.
Ken Kutaragi at E3 2007: "We have already sold more than the Wii, making us the better system according to the fans! At least in Twilight Town where we've sold several million. Which is kinda funny considering there are only about 20 people who live there."
Satoru Iwada: "That dirty..." *tries to make a keyblade appear in his hand but that would be when you'd want one, so it didn't work.