Quote Originally Posted by aisle_s View Post
My balogna has a first name, it's b-a-l-o-g-n-a.
It is bologna. My bologna has a first name, its O-S-C-A-R, my bologna has a last name, its M-E-Y-E-R, Oh I love to eat it every day, and if you ask me why I'll say, 'cause Oscar Meyer has a way with B-O-L-O-G-N-A!

EDIT: Sorry Bip, I had to do it. =]