that whole toilet seat thing is ridiculous...i was raised in a house with three women so i always, almost unconsciously, put it back down when i am finished. the thing that bothers me is i would never put my butt somewhere i didn't inspect at least a little...but i guess i'm just weird like that
You're such an old lady.Originally Posted by Dr Unne
Allow me to rephrase: some women. I didn't mean to cause insult to a lot of people, but most of the women I've seen, especially in my school, have a real bad tendency to comment on every, single, thing, you can imagine. It literally drives me up the walls, to the point where I feel like telling them to shut the hell up. If this doesn't concern you, then kindly disregard. For this I apologize.im speechless
Your mom's an old lady.You're such an old lady.
No, you're cool. The people who sit blindly down on a toilet are the weird ones...
Brian: "If I remember correctly, this is the Physics Department."
Chris: "That would explain all the gravity."
I've seen that list several times before, and I just have to say "Yay, generalizations!"
Seriously. Nothing I hate more than generalizing someone based off of a group they belong to. Not all members of any group act exactly the same. *shrug*
Anyway, the only one that even comes close to applying to me is the one about subtle hints. Hell, I didn't even notice when they built new houses for over a year. I am the single most oblivious person I know.
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The sad thing is that the way Western society is heading, in probably the next generation or so, none of these things will apply to men because they will have all turned into pansies.
I think what most guys get pissed off about, though, is that women tend to be vague. Guys like direct answers/orders. There's enough crap to figure out in the day-today lives, we don't need riddles and puzzles at home.
i will agree with that...i think it goes back to the way our brains are wired...the man had to live in the hunt-and-kill world and dealt with absolutes, where the women were at home in the cave wondering when he was going to come home, if he would be sliced open by a tyrannosaurus bite, etc.
Guys' Rules
At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down
Finally, the guys' side of the story.
(I must admit, it's pretty good.)
We always hear "the rules"
From the female side.
Now here are the rules from the male side.
These are our rules!
Please note... these are all numbered "1"
ON PURPOSE!
1. Men are NOT mind readers.
We sure arent
1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
I always put it down, no matter what house im at, generally out of respect. I used to question why I always had to do that though..
1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon
or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.
I disapprove of sports.
1. Shopping is NOT a sport.
And no, we are never going to think of it that way.
lol. A sport? Only airheads think of it as a sport, no girl I know regards it as a sport..
1. Crying is blackmail.
Yes it is. And it works too. Even knowing its just to get their way with something, its hard for me to deny..
1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!
Yes, at times, because im an asshat, and can be quite oblivious and clueless
1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
Yeah, I am prone to this attitude. But only if I cant be arsed..
1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
I get asked for advice a lot, despite usually not knowing jack about said problem :/
1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a Problem.
See a doctor.
I agree with this, why put yourself at risk?
1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.
Haha, bringing up the past, I hate that
1. If you won't dress like the Victoria 's Secret girls, don't Expect us to act like soap opera guys.
What?
1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.
Don't ask us.
Im rather sick of hearing the fat complaint, when they clearly arent, but what can you do :/ You agree, you get slapped or something, you disagree, they think its just empty praise and lies to make them feel better. Its a lose/lose situation.
1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of them makes you sad or angry, then we meant the other one
Hahaha, indeed
1. You can either ask us to do something
Or tell us how you want it done.
Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
Hahaha, I often think this, as im lazy..
1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
Yep, same goes with me and playing a game. EG: Extreme boss battle, I think its clearly obvious that im busy and need 100% concentration
1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.
Eh?
1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have n o idea what mauve is.
Not neccesarily. I see peach as a colour. I know what mauve is
1. If it itches, it will be scratched.
We do that.
Yes
1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong.We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle, besides we know you will bring it up again later.
Yes, I HATE this. But im being a hypocrite, as I do the same.
1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.
xDD Yeah, ive done this, and regretted it later
1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine...Really.
Yeah, indeed
1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation,
or golf.
My thoughts are too bizarre for any mortal to hear...
1. You have enough clothes.
Yes xD
1. You have too many shoes.
Yes xD
1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!
xD That made me laugh, a lot.
1. Thank you for reading this.
Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;
Lol, I have always found that stupid.
But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.
Yeah there are alot of stereotypes in it, 'cause I know that alot of guys don't watch sports, but I found the thing pretty entertaining.
Some did seem correct though.
Tch, I always put the seat down.
These lists are dumb. I swear this one is probably several years old.
Soultion: Both men and women are disgusting, vicious creatures.
No, you're weirdNo, you're cool. The people who sit blindly down on a toilet are the weird ones...
At public restrooms, yeah, I would definitely look. At home with my family or boyfriend, it doesn't occur to me, especially if I want to pee really bad =P
Wat
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wtf
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I get up at least three times a night to pee, and I don't want to open my eyes, dangit! Still, I've only fallen in--and only partially--once.
No, you're weirdNo, you're cool. The people who sit blindly down on a toilet are the weird ones...
At public restrooms, yeah, I would definitely look. At home with my family or boyfriend, it doesn't occur to me, especially if I want to pee really bad =P
"Jo-jee has a dir-ty boo-ty! Na-a-ah, Na-a-ah, Nah-Nah, N-a-a-h!"
Brian: "If I remember correctly, this is the Physics Department."
Chris: "That would explain all the gravity."
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