Toilet Seat

[Shlup]

Yeah, and we have to touch where your ass has been when we need to piss.

And you're complaining because...?

[The Summoner of Leviathan]

Yeah, and we have to touch where your ass has been when we need to piss.

And you're complaining because...?

Girls have kooties!

[Shlup]

Slander!

[The Summoner of Leviathan]

I only speak the truth!

Girls have kooties and they are scary!

[fire_of_avalon]

Slander!

*slap* YOU KNOW THAT PRINTED DEFAMATION IS LIBEL, WOMAN. *slaps more*

[Martyr]

This is, perhaps, the most ridiculous topic in the book of manners.

Women complain about it. I don't care one way or another.

Of course I put the stupid thing down.

[oddler]

But why would you put it down when it should never be up?

[Shlup]

Slander!

*slap* YOU KNOW THAT PRINTED DEFAMATION IS LIBEL, WOMAN. *slaps more*

Assault!

[Yuffie514]

both my dad and brother are like that, but i get used to it...

[Reles]

The only times it makes me mad is when I get up in the middle of the night and my perception is way off and I try to sit down, but the seat isn't down and I practically fall into the toliet. ;-;

[Martyr]

But why would you put it down when it should never be up?

Look, us guys, we lead busy lives. And even if we don't, we think we do.
There just isn't enough time to always be unbuckling our belts, pulling our pants down, making sure our clothes don't touch the disgusting bathroom floor, covering the toilet seat with toilet paper to prevent germs, cautiously sitting down, fearful of every chill that may indicate a section of the seat left uncovered, just to piss.

Screw that.

I'll life the seat, aim, fire, and then drop it down again.

[Jebus]

I put the seat up when I use it, I expect they can make the same effort to put it down when they use it.

-edit- Actually, it'd be less effort, as gravity reduces the amount of force needed.

[Shlup]

I put the seat up when I use it, I expect they can make the same effort to put it down when they use it.

-edit- Actually, it'd be less effort, as gravity reduces the amount of force needed.

My argument there is that you use the toilet seat in both it's up and down states. Females only use the down state. Asking us to touch the toilet seat when we have nothing to do with it being up is not polite.

[Bunny]

Get a stick. You could name it "Toilet Seat Stick". Then you don't have to touch the toilet seat if a man leaves it up on accident or purpose! It is very practical.

[Shlup]

Or the man could just be polite and return the seat to the original position when he's done.