Toilet Seat

[Shlup]

Or was that [battery]?

Isn't is assault if it's open-hand?

I hate it when people leave the toilet seat up. It's not that I'm a girl, it just looks uglier than when it's down.

That too. There's always splatter build up and pubes stuck under there. Nasty.

one thing always irked me though...if i'm putting my bareass somewhere, i'm looking...so i would see the seat was not up and put it down.

The ony time I've ever "fallen in" is one of the times where I wake up in the middle of the night to pee, stumble in with my eyes closed, and don't turn on the light. Having to open your eyes when you're sleepwalkingishthing sucks.