Do You Like Your Spleen?

[Bunny]

Inspired by all of the other "Do you like your _____?" threads.

Except I fooled you with the topic title (Ha Ha!). In this thread (ITT) we shall discuss things that you do not like about yourself. Let it be known, secretly, as the "Anti-Do You Like Your _____?" thread.

So, what don't you like about yourself? Be it physical, mental, emotional, canonical or, uh, bicentennial.

I am not very fond of my bones or weight. I am a slender individual, as well as being nearly six foot, one inch. This of course makes it difficult for me to get comfortable at almost any point in my day, and makes it especially hard to sleep. I also am not very fond of my overthinking capabilities or my inherent paranoia.

Now you.

[NeoCracker]

The only thing I'd like to change is my complection.

Otherwise I find Myself a Sexy peice of work, smart, and with a stable mind. I don't see anything wrong with the way I am that's not easily fixed.

I enjoy my life, and I'm proud of quite a few things I have done. I'm also proud to be one of the few people I've heard of who can honestly say that about themselves.

[fuhk-nerr]

I'm not a huge fan of the excessive amouts of hair on my lower body. i guess thats what pants are for...

[VengefulRonin]

I dont like my brain's math learning disability.

I sure as hell dont like my heart defect (transposition of the great artieries, i.e. they're backwards).

I dont like the incredible amount of shyness i have in real life, i can never talk to people unless they talk to me first.

I dont like my incredible amount of laziness and my apathy that allows me to not even care.

I think i'm done now...

[DarkLadyNyara]

Except I fooled you with the topic title (Ha Ha!).

If you're gonna try and fool people about a thread, make sure the entire post doesn't show up when you hover the mouse over the title. Just for future reference.

And I don't like my vision. I am very nearsighted.

[Xaven]

I need a bigger butt so my pants don't sit so low on my waist. Belts are for wierdos. Maybe I'll have to be a wierdo in the future to get my pants higher. Or I could just try to find 31x34 or 30x34 jeans instead of 32x34. These ones are hard enough to come by. ;__;

Also, I wish I had better vision. It's annoying; I don't like the hassle of glasses.

[VengefulRonin]

I need a bigger butt so my pants don't sit so low on my waist. Belts are for wierdos. Maybe I'll have to be a wierdo in the future to get my pants higher. Or I could just try to find 31x34 or 30x34 jeans instead of 32x34. These ones are hard enough to come by. ;__;

Also, I wish I had better vision. It's annoying; I don't like the hassle of glasses.

Try finding 32x29, those are pretty friggin hard to find too.

My eyelashes are so long that they always brush up against my glasses. I actually used to trim them when i was younger cuz it bothered me so badly. I try to ignore it now. Unsuccessfuly most of the time...

[Miriel]

I hate that I'm practically blind without my contacts or glasses.

[Araciel]

hehehe jean sizes...good gawd don't get me started...

i hate having REALLY curly hair...but i keep it short, so no one will ever know!!

[Bart's Friend Milhouse]

I'm happy about my whole complexion and wouldn't change a thing. Things may not be perfect but they are enough to make me fit in with the crowd. Seriously, some people have ingrowing nails, scars, spots they'd rather not have, skin diseases, and other disfigurements. If I start to think about parts I'm not to partial to I only need ro remind myself how much worse it could be

[Rye]

I dislike my weight.

[Giga Guess]

Except I fooled you with the topic title (Ha Ha!).

If you're gonna try and fool people about a thread, make sure the entire post doesn't show up when you hover the mouse over the title. Just for future reference.

And I don't like my vision. I am very nearsighted.

For future reference, quotes tend to not show up when you hover...try that...?

That do I not like about my body...? Well, I could probably afford to lose a few pounds.

[Bunny]

Except I fooled you with the topic title (Ha Ha!).

If you're gonna try and fool people about a thread, make sure the entire post doesn't show up when you hover the mouse over the title. Just for future reference. ;)

The trickiness of my post was half-hearted and I hadn't really planned on most of what the thread contained. I hope you can forgive me for my sins against man.

[escobert]

I dislike my sexy body!

[LoveArya]

I' happy with my body, but I give my heart out too easily