I love Jessica Simpson.

[Kenji Longaway]

I love Jessica. She is such a honey.
She doesn't go around in the streets not wearing panties like some people,( You know who you are ) she has class.
I love her spectacles,( eyes, peepers, orbiculorous organ, etc. ) There so brown and glowing, like brown sugar, because she's just too sweet.

Love her hair. Especially when she curls it, and puts it back in a pony tail.

And her skin is all smooth, and tanned, it's like the color of honey; once again indicating that she's just too sweet.

I don't even have to explain how sexy her body is.
She should be a Final Fantasy character; because she is a fantasy, mine.
They could call her character Campbell's chicken soup, because she is Mmmmmmmmm, Mmmmmmmmm good.

I hear she is dating some guy named David Mayer. He's Jewish. Like her. Jessica is half Jewish. She told me. Actually, Ashlee did. If Ashlee is half Jewish, then you know Jessica is. Unless they have different fathers. But both of them look just like Joe, so thats unlikely.

I love Ashlee too. Ashlee is an angel. I love them both, equally.
I wish my wife was Ash, or Jess....or even Madonna. That would be so awesome. I wouldn't even have to work, because they are so rich.

Now if you will excuse me, I have some fantasies to daydream about.

[Anaisa]

You have terrible taste.

[Tavrobel]

You have terrible taste.

[theundeadhero]

I like it when girls don't wear panties. I also like Shakira better.

[Breine]

Both Jessica and Ashlee are very pretty girls... That can't be denied.

[escobert]

Jessica Simpson is very attractive. yup. so are lots of girls. yup.

[Quindiana Jones]

I like LOUNGING around watching the TV in my LOUNGE and thinking about whatever it is that I'm watching. Usually Friends.

[Bunny]

Is it chicken?
Is it tuna?

What is it?

Ihear she is dating some guy named David Mayer. He's Jewish. Like her. Jessica is half Jewish. She told me. Actually, Ashlee did.

Wait what.

[Tavrobel]

Bunny, for the last time, the chicken and the tuna are BOTH extinct! CHICKEN OF THE SEA IS PEOPLE!

[Old Manus]

You could try smothering her with 'The Wedding Sack' at her next book signing.

[Dreddz]

Its hard to look past her stupidity, even if shes is one of the hottest chicks of this generation.

[Quindiana Jones]

I'm completely insane as well! Let's start a band!

[Jowy]

You could try smothering her with 'The Wedding Sack' at her next book signing.

thread's over, manus gets the million dollars.

[*ETERNAL FANTASY*]

Its hard to look past her stupidity, even if shes is one of the hottest chicks of this generation.

[NeoCracker]

She's alright. She's probably not as stupid as portrayed, but thats beside the point.

Ashley's songs are better, and she's hotter with Black Hair. Also, I don't care whether she actually really sucks, or if she was just having very bad day's during the super bowl and that other performance she lip synced. The songs are still cool.

But Michelle Branch is hotter than both of them, by a noticeable amount. And more talented by far.